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Ep 11 - Part 1: Blossoms and Bubbles: The Saga of Tulipmania

Episode Summary

Dive into the fascinating world of Tulipmania with our latest re-release! 🌷💰 Join us as we unravel the captivating tale of the 17th-century Dutch craze that swept the nation, turning simple tulip bulbs into objects of desire and economic speculation. In this intriguing episode, we explore the origins of Tulipmania, its meteoric rise as a symbol of wealth and status, and the eventual bubble burst that sent shockwaves through the Dutch economy. Hear the stories of traders, collectors, and everyday citizens caught up in the allure of the tulip, and discover the parallels between this historical event and modern economic phenomena. Whether you're a history buff, a finance aficionado, or just curious about the quirky chapters of the past, this episode promises a bloom of knowledge and entertainment. Tune in now to unravel the petals of Tulipmania and understand why this floral frenzy remains one of the most intriguing episodes in economic history! 👂 Listen, learn, and let history bloom on Doomed to Fail! Subscribe for more riveting explorations into the stories that shape our world. #Tulipmania #EconomicHistory #BotanicalObsession #PodcastDiscovery #ListenNow 🎧🌐

Episode Notes

Dive into the fascinating world of Tulipmania with our latest re-release! 🌷💰 Join us as we unravel the captivating tale of the 17th-century Dutch craze that swept the nation, turning simple tulip bulbs into objects of desire and economic speculation.

In this intriguing episode, we explore the origins of Tulipmania, its meteoric rise as a symbol of wealth and status, and the eventual bubble burst that sent shockwaves through the Dutch economy. Hear the stories of traders, collectors, and everyday citizens caught up in the allure of the tulip, and discover the parallels between this historical event and modern economic phenomena.

Whether you're a history buff, a finance aficionado, or just curious about the quirky chapters of the past, this episode promises a bloom of knowledge and entertainment. Tune in now to unravel the petals of Tulipmania and understand why this floral frenzy remains one of the most intriguing episodes in economic history!

👂 Listen, learn, and let history bloom on Doomed to Fail! Subscribe for more riveting explorations into the stories that shape our world.

 

#Tulipmania #EconomicHistory #BotanicalObsession #PodcastDiscovery #ListenNow 🎧🌐

 

Doc - The Tulip Bubble

Book - Tulipomania

Book - Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions: The Madness of Crowds

Episode Transcription

Hi Friends! Our transcripts aren't perfect, but I wanted to make sure you had something - if you'd like an edited transcript, I'd be happy to prioritize one for you - please email doomedtofailpod@gmail.com - Thanks! - Taylor

 

hi friends Taylor from Doom to fail

today we will be relasing episode 11

part one on tulip media it was the time

in the Netherlands in the 1600s when

people just went like out of their minds

for tulips and it wasn't even like the

real flower it was the bulb and the

promise of the flower that it might

deliver and the value of that flower in

the future so super interesting people

lost their homes they lost all of their

money on this like tulip bubble that

happened um and burst pretty quickly so

um hope you enjoy if you have any

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in a matter of the people of the State

of California versus orthal James

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fellow

Americans ask not what your country can

do for you ask what you can do for your

country

okay so we're recording and I don't

remember actually let's do the intro

first

okay what do I say yeah welcome to Doom

to fail that's right welcome to Doom to

fail I'm fars join here with my co-host

Taylor and every week we ring you a true

crime and a historical story about

relationships so we're doomed to fail

Taylor how you doing today I'm good I

told you a second ago I'm on kind of on

vacation I'm in a gorgeous like Mansion

Airbnb in Tula California it's raining

but it's a a beautiful house so it's fun

I just made breakfast for a bunch of

people and came up here did you rent the

whole house yeah nice that's way we have

well I mean there's we used to be just

adults and now we're six adults and six

kids so there's a lot going on it is a

full house thanks for the time to

actually do this and record today you

got it here in Austin it is South by

South by Southwest starts now um and so

I'm doing everything in my power to

avoid downtown and anything native good

job yeah I would assume that's typical

or standard so I don't remember who goes

first this week I think I do you go

first okay do you have a drink in mind I

do do you want to do yours first and

then I'll go into mine I'm gonna my

drink right now because I totally forgot

to come up with the drink okay I'll tell

you mine okay um mine is a Heineken

which is a beer from Holland do you

remember did you watch Madmen no I did

not oh there's like a thing in a Madmen

where the Don Draper is like obviously

an advertising guy and they do this

thing where they are trying to get

people to buy hakin and so they put it

in like grocery stores and they make the

end cap like you know the end of the

display like a big um like a windmill

and stuff to be like oh it's from

Holland and then he has all of his like

work friends over and his wife is like

oh I got this beer it's called hakin

it's from Holland and all of the

advertising guys are like yeah like we

got her like it worked and then she was

really pissed cuz she was like you set

me up to find this beer in the store and

like fall for your ad anyway I'm going

toover are we recovering mad Ben today

no but I but I always think about that

someone will know you know if you know

you know if you know you

know awesome uh I so I didn't think of a

drink but I think given the location of

my story it needs to be coffee

and also drinking coffee right now yeah

I was drinking coffee too and it's it's

morning here so it makes sense it all

tracks and sorry you said you're the one

who goes first this week yeah okay all

right so the other day when you this is

I have like 17 tangents but when you did

the toolbox Killers you were like oh

maybe I'm going to do friends not just

romantic relationships and I was like

that's a great idea cuz I don't think I

can sustain this for like years with

just like romantic relationships of

History you know and I'm like trying to

find ones and like my cousin just sent

me one and all these things but also

thinking like what about like other

things that were failures like other

like crazy times in history that maybe

don't have like specific people involved

but they were like a crazy thing so

that's kind of what I'm going into today

I

also was like so here's a a little bit

of backstory Once Upon a Time in 2016 I

was looking at my Kindle and I found

this book that I don't remember how it

got there like I don't remember

downloading it but it is called I'm

going to make my SC it's called um

extraordinary popular delusions and The

Madness of crowds and it was written in

1841 by a Scottish journalist named

Charles

McKay and it's like stories of people

who are like kind of like doing crazy

things and like more people are doing it

together and so like I don't know how I

got it on my my Kindle but I think that

I probably downloaded it when I cuz it

was 2016 so I was like mad that people

were like falling for Donald Trump and I

was like what is wrong with people you

know that's how I think I got it if that

makes sense the the through line is

there I understand that um did you have

a big cow skull on your wall now is that

new so I had it in my other I had it up

screenshot this at the other house and I

it was actually sitting on the ground

here since I moved into this house and I

finally decided to put it up it's very

Texas I like it I did a screenshot wait

smile I'm going to do another one keep

listen perfect it's just you okay I just

saw it looks great so so this this is

this is like what I'm thinking about

this book is about so this book is

divided into three parts there's

National delusions which are like rumors

myths and legends like the Crusades is

like one of the examples in that one

then there's peculiar Folly it's like

Alchemists and spiritualists there's a

chapter called called haunted houses

about like people falling for like

sances and things like that that we

talked about before um and there's

another chapter on philosophical

delusions like people who think the

world is flat which has like always been

a problem which is hilarious so a lot of

the stuff that like we'll talk about

today is stuff that we see constantly

like even now so this so sorry so this

book is basically just a discussion of

different variations of delusions and

where they origin okay okay that sounds

awesome that sounds really interesting

yeah it's really fun so it's it's a

delight So today we're going to talk

about tulips the flower and specifically

tulip Mania in Holland in 1636 and 1637

have you heard about this no okay great

so it's like a whole it's a it's a fun

thing I was like I want to do something

really easy this week because I'm going

on vacation and then all of a sudden I'm

like learning about botney and economics

but whatever so here we are so I I

watched a documentary called the tulet

bubble I read a book book called Tula

Bania like another book about it book is

very dry there's a lot of like numbers

and we'll talk a little bit about

conversion but they use gilders is like

their their money that they're using at

this time so there I have um you know a

list of kind of like some conversions

that we'll talk about in a little bit so

can you picture a tulip what is a tulip

it's probably the most generic looking

flower outside of a rose right that's

fair like a bulb on top of a stem it

actually that like it comes from like

kind of like the seed looks like an

onion so it's like a big bulb you plant

it and then the flower grows out of it

and the flower itself only lasts for a

few months and then you like cultivate

the bulb and you do it again right now

80% of the world's tulips come from the

Netherlands and um the actual flower is

grown in these like really beautiful

tulip fields or there's like lines of

different color tulips it's really nice

and then um but really they want the

bulbs so the bulbs they can like send

all over the world and it's like mother

and daughter bulbs where some of them

will grow new flowers some of them won't

whatever there's like ways to put things

together to make a toolup so we're in

Holland in the 1600s and the economy is

booming like more than other parts of

Europe because there have just been a

bunch of Wars over there but in Holland

everything has they kind of avoided

those Wars so they're not ruled by a

royal a royalty they're ruled by citizen

councils which gives people a lot of

autonomy and like the ability to like

move up in

society and this creates a middle class

for the first time ever so for the first

time ever people have money and they

don't have like a way to invest it

because there isn't like a really like

solid banking system there isn't really

a solid stock market you can't really

get in unless you are like uber rich but

the middle class are looking for ways to

like invest their money and this story

is like you could just plop it over

any time period and find a story that's

like very similar to this of just like

people trying to get rich quick you know

yeah it it actually reminds me of the LA

most recent last podcast episode of the

Essex about how that's how you invested

you just bought into a whaling ship and

that was the stock market back then yeah

exactly exactly you could like buy a

boat or like you know buy more land but

you didn't like weren't able to like

like put your do like money things just

with just money exactly so there's also

the Dutch East India Company trading and

making the country really rich they also

are enslavers or enslaving a lot of

people but they're getting a lot of

money from that um there's also like

some of the best painters coming from

this time like the girl with the pearl

earring that vermier that I'm sure

you've seen and REM brand it's like a

golden age of like art and things and so

people started to think like as I got

more money like what can I do to like

both like glorify God and show you know

that I have all this money so they

started building Gardens and they you

know didn't want to like cover

themselves in Gold so they would build

these really big Gardens so sorry so

that was the way to reflect that you

were wealthy yeah okay yeah yeah so to

do a little bit of conversion and I'll

come back to this like if I was going to

buy I guess this is a hilarious I have a

hilarious table but eight fat pigs are

240 guilters four fat oxin are 480

gilders so like and you could buy a ship

for 500 gilders so like this is like how

much think start thinking about that

money conversion I'll come back to that

but like okay you said ship last okay so

that's 500 gilders how much was a what

was the other one eight fat pigs or 240

gilders wow a ship's kind of a bargain

then it is kind of a bargain okay I

don't know what kind a silver drinking

cup is 60 gilders so people start so

that's like as people are paying for

things so that's Holland that's where we

are at this time period people are

starting to have more money for the

first time and that's where the Tulip

starts to kind of be introduced into

popular popular culture tulips actually

come from Central Asia and Persia kazak

Kazakhstan has a lot of the Native

tulips in nature they're shorter and

they're really good in like Colder

Weather so they work in places that like

um like high up in the mountains and

they don't need a lot of like sunlight

right now it's also a time it's like a

Renaissance time so people are starting

to get interested in science you they're

like dissecting bodies for the first

time and you know doing that like in

public and like learning more about

anatomy and learning about botney really

for the first time they haven't really

made it a science yet and I say first

time like in this time period I'm sure

that like ancient people thought about

bot in different ways and people don't

know but in this period so there's a

botanist named Carlos clusius car

carolus clusius Carol us clusius and

he's like one of the first people to be

a Bist and to bring the tool up into

into the Netherlands he's never makes a

lot of money but his friends like take

care of him and he ends up getting a job

with the University of lighten and

starting this first like botney school

and he started breeding them and to

breed them I think you have to move the

pollen of one to another one and then

like like a male and a female but like

put their pollen together in a way that

you it's like unexpected and that can

make like a different color toet I think

that sounded very scientific doesn't it

sound scientific I in the I watched

someone had a Q-tip of pollen and was

like putting it on like the stem the

steam it's I don't know anyway he was

started breeding them which made

different colors of tulips for the first

time you know they were like really

pretty and they have like cool stripes

and stuff so right the the twips during

the Tulip Cays that everybody wanted

were white with these like really dark

red stripes going up them and I'll share

pictures of them like they're really

beautiful but it's actually a virus that

makes them that color but they just

didn't know anything about viruses I

actually thought the tobs were always

one color I didn't know that you could

get I'm going to look up pictur of

tulips now yeah it's like a red and

white striped one this is the silent

portion of the

podcast the visual portion wow those are

really cool looking they look like

marbles almost yeah they're really

pretty but it's a it's a virus that

makes them that color so it's hard to

predict and tulip bulbs all look like

onions so it's hard to really tell

what's going to happen when you have the

bulb and what kind of flower it's going

to actually turn into see this is why

can't get into gardening because I I

don't have the patience for this like

you you you get the bulbs you plant them

you wait months and months for them to

actually grow into the thing then you

can cross-pollinate them and you don't

know what you're doing and maybe

actually hold on wait wait a minute like

so if you cross-pollinate okay so so

hold on so like there is no there's

no there's no eggs so like what do you

get

no okay exactly so that's a good

question good question so what you get

is after the flower dies you dig up the

root and the root is a new bulb so that

bulb you can continue to like plant but

if you put like the new pollen in it it

will change like the anatomy of that

bulb I have no idea does that sound like

that could be true I feel like I don't

know I mean if you say anything with

confidence it's people are going to

believe you but like I mean that sounds

like so hold on so okay so you do this

weird plant Seck thing and then in

theory that generates this bulb that

only is produced after the death of the

female flower okay yes yes it's sort of

like if you were it's sort it is sort of

like an onion if it had a flower at the

top of it you know like you have like

you like concept yeah yeah that that

concept I'm familiar with it's just like

it's just it never dawned on me like

what is the actual

reproductive component of all this well

so yeah okay that I guess yeah you get a

bulb cool yeah yeah so some people were

trying to like make their tulips

different colors they didn't understand

really how it happen so they would like

dissect them and try to splice the bulbs

together they would soak them in red

wine you know like trying to figure out

how to do it all good ideas but it ended

up being just kind of super

unpredictable because it's they're

pretty and they're rare they start to

get more expensive you know like

anything and there's some fun stories

about like and they may or may not be

true but of like someone going to

someone's house and like seeing a tulip

bulb and thinking it's an onion and

eating it and then like the guy's like

that was so expensive and then like you

know someone else like dissecting it cuz

they're like what is this interesting

onion and then the person being like I

can't believe you would do this like

sending them to jail like people really

freaking out about it lot of Cramer

esque Antics that were going on with

bulbs

exactly so then this is where it starts

to get like in like economics so in this

this time there's also a lot of like

gambling happening in pubs I don't know

like always and they they describe these

pubs and in the documentary that I

watched they do a great like reenactment

of the pub because you can imagine

people like the men have like those big

big frilly collars you know that like go

out like six inches like around their

around their necks and like you know big

like fun outfits on and everyone um

smokes constantly and they think like

it's also like there's like the plague

times during this time so they think

that smoking will keep you healthy from

that and they smoke in these like really

cool long like I'm show you like a long

white pipe so you're in this Pub there a

lot of gambling everyone's a little bit

drunk everyone's smoking you can't

really see across the room cuz it's full

of smoke also like from like the

fireplaces and everything people start

to trade tulip bulbs in these pubs like

in the back rooms and so they weighed

them like you would weigh gold and they

used like the measurement for weighing

gold and Ace to weigh the tulip bulbs

and I don't even know if the weight of

the tulip bulb has any effect on the

flower itself but that's like how they

were selling them yeah I mean I guess it

makes sense you break anything down into

like that's how you the unit of

measurement like it's the weight how

much is a weight it's that this much

cavar this much gold yeah exactly so

they did a they had obviously since you

know was long time ago they had like

chalkboards everybody would have like a

little chalkboard and the person selling

the tulet bulb would put down what they

would accept as has a bid and give it to

like the guy in charge then the guy in

charge would collect little chalkboards

from every person and every person's bid

would be on there and then he would find

like the bid that made the mo most sense

show it to the seller and the seller

would either agree or disagree and then

that was how it would get sold so people

were just kind of following along you

could trade and sell the same bulb like

several times in a night you know just

like have like the the value kept

increasing because people were willing

to buy it and it started to turn into

something like an NST cuz it didn't

exist like you would be trading a bulb

that didn't for a flower that doesn't

exist so the Tulip isn't really the

thing anymore people don't really care

about the flower they care about the

value of the bulb some of the like

really pretty ones and like most famous

ones may never have even existed because

they had like these beautiful books that

they would get and see all these

paintings of these different tulips but

no one had ever like seen it and you

couldn't guarantee anything anyway but

they would be like oh this bulb is going

to be this beautiful to up and just like

that value was based on that assumption

that may or may not have been true but

it didn't really matter Ian were these

things getting planted not even really

because this happens like happened in

like a year and it takes a year for this

whole thing to happen anyway so what it

turned into is a Futures market and now

I'm like oh God and I'm trading on

Futures like oh my God this is smidge

over my head but I need to call my dad

cuz he used to be a Commodities broker

in Chicago so he would totally

understand this the fact the fact that

you just called out like nfts like the

hair just stood on the back of my neck I

know trading in Futures is buying

something is having the right to buy

something at a certain time in the

future at a certain price now you have

ownership of something that doesn't

exist yet but you're saying when it

exists I'm going to pay this much money

so you can make a lot of money if you

say like I'm going to pay for you know

$300 for this in six months and if in

six months it's worth $600 you just made

$300 so there's like a but is a Gamble

so they're trading it again and again

and again before the tulip bulb even

exists sometimes it hasn't even come out

of the ground yet and they're saying

like I own this tulip bulb and they have

this little piece of paper and they're

trading it back and forth so you're able

to like agree that the price is going to

be this much in the future so people

just kept trading and trading and it

gave people the ability to make a lot of

money really quickly makes sense does

that make sense and as you know everyone

loves a get-rich quick scheme so

everyone started to get involved in it

so a ton of of people like sold their

houses sold all their stuff to get into

this toilet market with the assumption

that it would never go down so Taylor

one thing I'm confused of was this

literally the only access point for

Building Wealth at the time it was it

wasn't like the only one but and like

this only this is this whole thing only

happens over a few months so I think it

was like a exciting quick one that was

like on the news not on the news

obviously but like people were talking

about it to yeah this was this was the

GameStop of their generation exactly you

can you can put it over so many things

that are happening today and be like oh

that was valued at this and I was valued

at nothing you know yeah okay so people

were buying them at 10% of the future

price so if I pay $10 for a future price

of $90 I sell it for $200 you know I

made $100 all those things so at the

height of the craze some tulet bulbs

were selling for more than 10 times the

annual income of a skilled Craftsman

that's like you know how I said like a

boat was like 500 gilders they would

sell for like 10,000 gilders for a toet

bat that like didn't exist with the

assumption that the price would continue

to go up I know that hindsight is 2020

this is really stupid though I know but

it's just the stock market it's just

like the same thing you like assume

Something's Gonna Have value and

continue to go up no it's not like that

because the the the thing that you are

investing in can generate money this is

a bull for a tulup that can't generate

anything but a singular tulup but they

assume that the value of that tulup is

going to go up and up

but no one ever gets the toolip well

well okay so like maybe if the theory

was I'm gonna I'm gonna sell I'm gonna

if this is the market I can get a second

mortgage on my house buy two really

pretty I assume tulips that'll generate

a very pretty but then you paid for the

two tulips any whatever I'm I'm not

going to no got no one never really got

a t up it was all just speculation it

because it was all like you know I

assumed that this CH was going to keep

Rising so people keep buying it and then

assuming that some they'll always have a

buyer so so no okay I people people do

crazy [ __ ] okay we'll just leave it to

that okay there's a story of um a man

named woer Winkle who who died and left

his children a bunch of toilet bulbs

like actual toilet bulbs that sold to to

go into the market and his kids made

90,000 gilders which is like money to be

billionaires they were like the richest

people in in town and then at the height

of the of the tulet Mania people are you

know selling their things putting all

their money into tulips assuming that

that this will never ever go down people

just stop bidding on them and as soon as

the prices stop going up people freak

out and sell them and that is a bubble

so it's just like the housing bubble

just like the tech bubble it's you know

valued and valued and valued until it's

not and then everybody Panic sells and

so people are ruined because they lost

all of their money and they cannot sell

these tulip bulbs to anyone and they

can't get their money back because they

had done that like promise the person

they bought it from this feels like when

I bought Tesla stock like literally

right before Elon Musk put a bti out on

Twitter and when we all realized that he

lost his mind I was like oh no this is

awful everything just

tanked exactly

exactly um so on February 24th

1637 um the Dutch florist Guild because

also like the government wasn't really

involved in this it was like people in

like back rooms of pubs and like

florists and things they made they had

to enter they had to inter intercede and

save some people because basically they

had to do bail bailouts because people

were like lost all their money so they

made some rules that like contracts

after a certain time were null and void

you get a certain percentage back and

get like a certain percentage of the of

the contract price back but other than

that like people sort of moved on after

it but it was like one of the it's like

a documented time of people kind of

going crazy over a thing learning about

trading learning about Futures trying to

figure out like how they can make the

most money with the assumption that

things will never ever stop being

expensive and then that bubble bursting

and people's lives being ruined in like

a very short period of time yeah it

makes sense Taylor did you do this

because of Silicon Valley Bank no I just

that happened yesterday but that's weird

timing it's still happening I know no

totally like having a run on the bank is

the same as having like SE people stop

bidding on tulips it's um yeah it's I

think it's I mean I'm I'm terrible at

economics um I've taken a lot of

Economics classes and like it's hard for

me to wrap my head around it but like

when you see things like this you're

like oh this is the same thing that has

happened forever um whether it's like

now with my you know virtual money in a

bank or then with all my like little

piece the paper saying I own tulips that

don't exist yet you know what I also did

this with Bitcoin I also bought Bitcoin

at the highest I literally only buy high

in Solo that's the only way opposite of

what you're supposed to do I know I know

I'm not good at it yeah that's really

cool so question why was it tulips and

not like roses or whatever good question

I think it was just because they were um

like new and they were like rare because

they take a while to cultivate they take

that like full year cycle so you can be

like oh I have it for you know a little

bit of time and then um you have to like

take the bulb out take good care of it

over the winter and then like replant it

in the spring so I think it was just

because they have like that like long

life cycle and you know they were new

and they were getting these like

beautiful varieties because of a virus

like that they couldn't control they

didn't really understand it but still

they were like seeing that so I think

that was part of it it was you know kind

of a like exciting new thing yeah cuz

already had roses so it wasn't it wasn't

cool you the other weird syn

synchronicity here Taylor is after I

finish or we finish recording this I'm

going to go to Home Depot and buy a

bunch of plants because I realized I

need to like start taking care of like

the garden space near the house nice

well now is the time to buy tulip

because they're also a very Easter

flower um so you'll have them out for

Easter and then also

nowadays because of like science and

technology and everything like you don't

have to wait that long you can buy

tulips anytime you know like they've

like modified them to be able to like

you know grow at different times and and

they're a lot more like you know you can

use them a lot differently than it

wasn't like back then where you had to

like really have to wait so in in this

case is there a doom to fail premise or

were we just completely abandoning that

the red flag part of this no I I am I no

I think I think it's a it's a group

failure you know that's what I that's

what I think it really is because I

think well like the the the book The me

the Memoirs of extraordinary popular

delusions it's like people you know

together making a decision to do

something that is you know in hindsight

kind of crazy you know that so would

this be a classification of folly Ado ad

do no ad do no because it's it's more

than just two people like f do is like

if like you and I are like locked in a

house together and I convinced you that

someone was trying to kill us so we kill

each other like that's F Ado but it's

it's a it's like a group delusion you

know where people are like I have all

this stuff like I I have all this you

know these pieces of paper that say on

this say that's going to increase in

value and then you're like oh my God I

want it I'll pay you more and then I pay

it to you and like people just kept

doing it assuming that like the price

would always go up so I think it's a

it's a failure it's a group failure and

I think it's one of those things that

afterwards they were like embarrassed

yeah they were like oh we went to little

nuts with the Tulip thing and then

they're like some people have like lost

a lot of stuff some people lost a lot of

money but they were already rich so they

were like me but also like with the

GameStop thing then like the poorer

people the people who have the least

amount of money do have the most to lose

because they are you know investing in

something at like with more money than

they might have you know did you watch

the gamestock documentary on Netflix no

I didn't these people made so much money

they made so they made like retirement

like 20 year olds were making like

retirement money what I forgot one guy

put like 50k in or something and cash

out 8 million it was unbelievable

there's yeah and that's the people who

cashed out get it and then some people

didn't and lost everything right yeah

yeah so cool well thanks for sharing

that Taylor I'm GNA look at tools when I

go to Home Depot and I'm probably G to

plant them because I'm lazy and I just

need something that's going to keep

coming back year-over year and TOS don't

sound like they're come back year over

year no I really don't I that I feel

like that's too much the idea of like

having to plant the same flower every

year because it doesn't come back that

feels exhausting yeah Miracles but so

okay well I'll make the transition over

to the ever shifting premise of the show

which