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Ep 110 - Smoke 'em if you got 'em!: The Opium Wars

Episode Summary

Let's head to China to talk about the two Opium Wars of the 1800s - China's 'Century of Humiliation' comes to a head when the East India Company gets pushback on their not-so-legal import of the drug Opium into China. Learn what tea is, how opium is made - and how The British pushed their way into a famously insular country.

Episode Notes

Let's head to China to talk about the two Opium Wars of the 1800s - China's 'Century of Humiliation' comes to a head when the East India Company gets pushback on their not-so-legal import of the drug Opium into China.

Learn what tea is, how opium is made - and how The British pushed their way into a famously insular country. 

 

Sources:

Imperial Twilight: The Opium War and the End of China's Last Golden Age - https://www.charisbooksandmore.com/book/9780345803023

https://www.historyhit.com/ 

Episode Transcription

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of it now I love it thank you um so welcome sorry okay welcome to Doom the

fail I'm fars joined here by Taylor we are doing a podcast which is twice a week around topics that we want to

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he pulls out like a fake snake and throws it at the host he's like wait

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they really really nailed I love that yeah I got a new Mac maybe like a year and a half ago oh I got it when we

started doing this because I didn't want to do this on my work laptop yeah and Nicole worked at the Apple Store at that time so I got her

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to do it because it's so expensive and I want to have the AC on all the time $800 is a lot I think the most I've had my bill come to is somewhere around 4 or

450 yeah um in the in the dead of Summer yeah this just so and then we also like

oh my God I'm so sorry everyone we also like need new windows you know all those things that like contribute to it you know like I just the house is actually

cooler because I in the living room I taped one of those metal emergency blankets to the windows you know what

I'm talking about you getting like a first aid kit put because it's so hot in there because that's where that window

has like the sun on it all day and it's getting to be like in the high 90s so I covered it with those things and that's actually helping the look looks very

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apparently helped tremendously I don't know oh interesting I'm sure they also their duck ducts clean anyway anyways uh

I know that people don't like to hear our banter so we'll stop um some some people love it um okay well let's talk

about let's talk about drugs want to talk about drugs with me I have a drug story let's do drugs it is a war about

drugs but not the Reagan got it not hers no um there's an older one I'm kind of

making you guess it's in China yeah opium opium yeah okay so let's talk

about the Opium Wars there were two I listened to a book called Imperial Twilight by Steven R Platt and two

history hit episodes that I will link to in our show notes um so the Opium Wars

are right after the enlightenment so some of our friends from the enlightenment will be in this story but

the actual Wars itself are in the 1800s the first one is from SE September 4th

1839 to August 29th 1842 and the second one is from October 8th 1856 to October

24th 1860 as far as I can tell like not a lot of people died it was just kind of like

some battles and like taking over ports things like that but not like a ton of death which is good in the long run well

yeah it sounds like it wasn't about like people's ways of life it was just this one drug yes and it's also just about

money you know mostly money mostly like control of things um the British are

really picking up their East India Company colonialism all of that like they've always done but it's a lot in

the East because of boats cuz boats started to be really um you know much

better during this time than they've like ever been before so the 1800s if you're in China today as like a Chinese

student it will be taught to you as the century of humiliation and it's something that um contributed

contributes today still to Chinese nationalism and it talks about how the

Communist Party uses the century of humiliation as a way to talk about how China is better off without the rest of

the world so they learn about it in that way

um obviously people have been trading with China for centuries across the Silk Road which was

like through China you can picture that I can't my mind directly went to that

onion website is like a fake onion like a fake website sorry it's like tour is it was

like a tour a silk road and you could buy exactly that that's what the Silk Road

was yes it was like you know go through China get their get their [ __ ] but it was hard because you have to cross China

over land and it's huge and also there was always going to be missionaries trying to get into China trying to get

people to become Christian of course because they [ __ ] love doing that for some reason and today 2% of China is

Christian um so they didn't do that great of a job I will say there's one

thing that when it comes to conversions that I agree with 100% it's the way the Jews do it like nobody in Judaism is

like going around saying we need you to be Jewish it's like no you have to come to us and really want like go through it

where it's like why are you going around trying to force people to be I mean Islam does the same thing I guess they go around trying to force people to be

well probably less than Chris they do it less Christians do I feel like the most well Islam did it or Muslims did it

through the sword of like convert or die which is like yeah probably

worse yeah and I feel like I guess I think I well I'm missing obviously that like True Believer part of me where like

if maybe if I really believe fars that like you were going to burn an eternal damnation forever I would want to try to

save you because you're my friend and I care about you and I don't want you to burn for eternity but I don't think but

I don't believe that so I don't have that in me I'm not afraid of that for you you know also isn't that the old saying of like would you rather go to

hell all the cool people are in hell yeah 100% but sorry I totally neither exist

so um there is a story of One mission AR who like walked all the way through China um and he like got to Tibet and he

met the doy Lama um the do Lama at the time was like a four-year-old and he just had all these fun stories but like they've been trying to do that forever

um but there are going to be obviously some barriers so now it's like the late 1700s like during the Enlightenment time

there are bigger boats so they're able to get there via boat to start trading with China it's still a long way so even

like during the Opium Wars it still takes like a year to get a letter to to Eng you know which seems so hard to fight a

war when you can't communicate with anyone you know like you have your own people on your ship but you can't talk to the people in charge there's years

between communication and then so much changes between them too I don't know it sounds impossible um

so China isn't closed to trade so I I think we have this idea that China is

like this totally locked down country like they were trading with people for centuries

but it's very very like limited and they control a lot of it so there's a big the biggest Port is in Canton and they let

like British and French and Portuguese uh Merchants come to Canton for a part

of the year to conduct trade um they don't allow women or families because they don't want people to start to grow

roots in China they want them just to come to trade and that's it so the women and children have to live on maau which

is owned by by Portugal so it's hard to like you can't stay there and you can

also cannot learn the language it's illegal for a Chinese person during this time to teach someone how to speak Chinese so they want to keep that like

in their own stuff so they've always wanted to do population control yeah

yeah that and it's population control and like idea control you know like they don't want like a a bunch of like

British guys to come in and like start their own town and start like talking to people you know yeah makes sense they

don't want them to be able to communicate with like the average Chinese person and they're not able to um because a lot of people don't nobody

really speaks Chinese none of the British or the French and they're not allowed to learn so that's where we get like this I thought this was interesting

like that like there's some things that are like a stereotypical if you imagine

someone pretending to be Chinese they say some they talk in like a a racist like Cadence you know what I mean but a

lot of that is because the Chinese Merchants were only allowed to say a couple words in

English and by vers you know so like one the one that I remember from the book is

like the phrase Chop Chop like that comes from the British and the English trying to talk to each other and trying

to make people go faster you know but they like aren't allowed to like really learn each other's languages so they cannot really communicate that is

fascinating and that's on purpose so a couple people do learn how to speak

Chinese one of the first I mean and of course they I'm sure there are outliers of course but one of the first people from Britain is a a little boy named

James Flint um he kind of gets dropped off when he's younger to go learn to speak the language and he learns

Cantonese but then quickly learns that like oh a big part of China speaks Mandarin so he can't even communicate

with them so he learns a little bit of it and um he ends up he always kind of

resents it because his dad just kind of like put him on this boat and made him go learn Chinese and he'll go back and forth to China his whole life and he'll

start working for the East India Company so a lot of people in the story work for the East India Company um doing trade

with them and I don't know if I'm going to mention James Flint again but he did

go back to Europe in the 1770s and he ended up teaching Ben Franklin how to

make tofu which is super fun weird weird right but

fun is that his contribution to society is I like love the idea of V Franklin

discovering tofu like being like this is incredible I don't know what to do and and now I can only picture him as um

Michael Douglas from the show so I'm like yeah this is like it would be great it' be a delight he would love it um so

another person involved in learning Chinese and trading is a man named George Thomas daunton he's also going to

work for the East India Company um I'm only mentioning him he's like a big background in the story one of the people who was really trying to get

others to learn um Chinese he would get to China via tene he he sold he sailed

from to tenie to Rio and then down to China so takes a while to get together but he's he did that he's in and out of

the story um the first person to write in Chinese English dictionary was named Herbert Allen Giles and it was like

hundreds of pages because obviously China Chinese is like a really complicated language that has hundreds

of characters so he was the first person to try to like write it down because before then people that kind of didn't think that it could be

translated you know but we all have like the same thoughts and ideas right we all

have the same they're not saying something in Chinese it's impossible to say in English yeah I guess I guess I I I have noticed

like when I think in farsy it is a little bit different than when I think in English because the language is

different so like the layers And the emotions that are associated with it are different I guess

interesting anyways no it's interesting cool um so that's kind that's the

Prelude to to what's happening um the East India Company is always there I'm trying to like expand trade in that area

obviously in India just in the whole South Asia Asia area there's other cool things that happened before the Opium

Wars there are Chinese Pirates there are people who are like outside of is it it's a Chinese Imperial government and

this is actually going to be like the end of the empire for um for

the Chang Chang Dynasty oh my God I messed it up and I wrote down the Ching Dynasty it's it's spelled q i n g but

pronounced Ching Q UI Qi G q i n G q i n

g okay but pronounce ching and do you remember when the internet first started and there were those videos of that guy

pronouncing things incorrectly oh no I don't remember the day the internet started tailor I don't know what you

were doing that day but I feel like one of the first things playing outside was like a guy like pronouncing words wrong

like hyperbole he'd be like hyper you know it was funny but now I can't now I feel like whenever I go find a trans a

pronunciation thing I'm like not sure if real or not but this is the story is going to be the end

of the Ching Dynasty is my point um there's some folks who NE never want to be a part of Chinese society and they

always live on the water and they're these like Chinese Pirates Who go around ports there's a really cool story of a

woman named xiyang who was a lady pirate who at one point commands like 70,000 people on like all these ships and they

like never ever stop on land they're just always um trading back and forth on their ships but they actually get um

folded into Chinese Society all of them so we're going to give them amnesty and like let them live on land so there's

like uprisings happening in China also by the by the way during this whole entire time you know Britain's fighting the Revolutionary War with the United

States it's fighting the Napoleonic Wars like there's all sorts of stuff going on which you know if you want to be a world

Empire I guess you're gonna have to fight like a ton of Wars at the same time that's what Britain has going on um

there is a rebellion in at the very end of the 18th century

called The White Lotus Rebellion where a religious sect thought that Buddha was going to be returning so they wanted to

take over the Empire um a lot of people died in that one it took eight years to crush that Rebellion some of them you

know got into the Imperial Palace tried to kill the emperor there's all sorts of stuff happening with that so that rebellion was like fresh people's minds

and in 1811 there was a comet that freaked everybody out so like people are kind of on edge because of all of the

trading and people are trying to get into China and China's having its own rebellions and so of

inevitable you know globalization is going to inevitably get into Chinese culture and this is the beginning of it

like for real I wonder where the whole like a comet is the symbol of things

changing started with h you know like they they all killed themselves

and I know I do think it'd be fun to not know what an eclipse was and like

be there be rering an eclipse and just be like what the [ __ ] is going on so

scary like oh my God like that and then like if someone was inside they would never believe you just so

fun um but so all is happening China is huge but it does have a has a small Navy

but their boats are nothing like the English boats like they they cannot compete with them in in Maritime battle

um during the uh Ching Dynasty the emperor is Emperor da Guang at this

point and it's definitely within the Imperial Palace and the emperor Circle it's a culture of like they don't tell

him what to do and they don't really make suggestions sort of like a yes sir we agree with you so even when people

start to have good ideas and like have their own ideas of where the government should do they don't tell the emperor

they'll be like oh hey I saw this letter that my friend wrote and like it's dumb do you want to read it anyway and then like he would read it and the emperor

would be like oh kind of like it he'd be like oh really okay well I thought some parts weren't dumb you know what I mean just like you wouldn't get your head

chopped off right you would like be like oh this is an idea that I saw so um

that's what's happening in in China and on the English side it's Queen Victoria she it's a Victorian era um in England

and the East India Company again has been trading with China for a long time

and legally the things that they are trading are spices silks and tea do you

drink a lot te no it's a cultural thing um it's an Iranian thing so every

Iranian I has tea every morning afternoon and evening um there's

actually a drawer at my house which is my mom's like just never go in the drawer and it's just all of her tea

stuff a so when they visit they can have their tea but I never I never got into

it that's amazing so tea people have been drinking tea for

thousands of years as well but it came over to like England and in the Europe area in like the 1600s and they started

to like it cuz people were before that they were drinking like you know beer all the time and like gross water so they're trying to figure out coffee and

something else they can drink and all of a sudden they can't [ __ ] live without it you know and it starts to get more

and more expensive so besides herbal teas all other tea is made from the same

plant um the chamelia senis did you know that no so green tea black tea white tea

oong tea and then another one called Pua tea it's all made from the same plant the green tea they take the leaves off

when they're green and they quickly oxidize them by like steaming them or or pan frying them um that's to stop them

from oxidizing and those are the leaves that they use for green tea and for matcha they they dry them and then grind

them and then black tea is fully oxidize oxidized which means they like let it

dry in a certain way um which makes it really dark and then white tea has like minimal processing oolong is more more

oxidized so it's all the same plant that gets tea and that plant is like really easy to grow in in Asia and that's why a

lot of tea comes from there where it started there you don't drink tea do you um I like sometimes I night I'll have a

little bit of tea but like it kind of makes me gives me a headache like I I will a vitamin there's

moments when I like if I get sick and I'm trying to do the herbal thing

I'll have some tea and it feels like I'm doing something even though I'm probably

not but that's the only time I yeah I'm not a te guy coffee guy I like coffee

yeah me too me too um so that's what England wants England wants the tea

mostly and you know you'll remember there was like all the stuff in the US around like tea being taxed because we

wanted the tea also but all the tea is coming from China whether it's coming from China from Britain to America like it's it's all coming from China and

China doesn't need a lot of stuff like China is huge and it has most of the stuff that needs anything that's going

to trade other countries for is kind of like a nice to have like it doesn't need anything it doesn't need it doesn't need the UK as much as the UK needs China all

of a sudden there's something that China needs and that thing is opium so do you

know where opium comes from uh probably

Afghanistan uh it could probably go in Afghanistan um no I mean like where is it derived from like where's it made

from oh it's a poppy plant it's a poppy do you know how it is

made so they take the um the middle part

of it whatever that's called out and then they cut it and then it seeps out

dries they scrape the dried bits off or something right yeah exactly right so they take like the the PO it's almost

like I'm I'm a opium manufacturer so I don't I mean this is another one of those things you're like how the [ __ ] did you figure that out but you take

like the the poppy pod that is like the size of like a tennis ball and they

slice it with a knife and then the it oozes out while the seeds inside are still white so not like the black seeds

you put on a bagel like the white ones while they're still white and then it has a sap and they scrape the sap off

and that sap is the Opium they like do some other things to it and like that's that's it so I feel like someone like

accidentally cut a poppy pod and then licked it and was like holy [ __ ] like that's how we got here yeah there we

could probably do 50 episodes on how we find this out yeah discoveries so the

poppies are you're right in warm climates um but for our story The poppies that are part of the Opium Wars

are grown in India so they're not grown in China they're grown in IND India and brought over to

China so yeah this exact how you make it you get morphine Codine heroin all come from

the same um the same thing lenum which is like a very Victorian thing I feel like in Victorian movies they're always

like taking a dropper of latinam yeah the Winchester House that's that guy was doing remember that oh yeah yeah so that

is that is opium mixed with ethanol alcohol and like maybe a little bit of flavor but it's like rough but it's

going to make you feel super high you're going to pass out obviously it's one of those things that was like used as like a prescription drug for I mean yes

obviously opiates but also like the Victorian era um it was one of the things it was used for was a cough suppressant but really it just like made

you pass out so you won't cough anymore works it's effective what it works so

China is people are starting to get addicted to Opium in China because the British are bringing so much in and

another thing that China wants besides the Opium that it like

illegally wants but it doesn't have a lot a lot that it wants from the UK but it does want silver so China is like a

two metal system right now where like most people they have copper coins and then there's silver coins that the like

the more rich people have people like want silver that's like the big thing there so this will destroy the economy

in like a very classic economic way well they will get all of the silver like most of the silver in the world will end

up in China during this time and that will like tank the value of silver and that will R havoc on on the economy the

British are in this Loop where they are like until they ban the transatlantic

slave trade which they will like in the 1800s but before that they are enslaving people bringing them to South America

also enslaving South Americans there to dig up silver to bring to China to give to the Chinese to get their stuff so

it's like a whole worldwide chain that they have going on and a lot of it is based on Silver as like a metal there's

that Happ with the silver and the opium's coming in it is illegal and but people are using it more and more as it

gets cheaper and as there's a lot more of it coming in the people who are going to get rich are these like British and American middlemen there's a company uh

started by two men called Jardine mat it was started as an opium Trader In 1832

today it is one of the top 200 publicly traded companies in the world and has over 400,000 employees it's officially

called A A Holdings Limited it's a it's a Hong Kong based Bermuda domiciled British

multinational conglomerate I it's a very business business business place and it still exist today what does it do today

I have no idea that's what it says it's a British multinational glomerate I don't I I couldn't figure it out weird

it's just like they hold they like own a lot of stuff and like trade a bit I'm sure someone knows but I couldn't figured out really so like that company

still exists they got their money from the illegal opium trade another person who will be there getting making his

fortune is waren Delano who's FDR's Grandpa he makes his money from opium

and another man named Francis Blackwell Forbes he's not the Forbes of like the magazine but he is John ky's great great

grandpa so a lot of like American dynasties come out of this so it kind of goes to show that like the

chips are kind of stacked against like yeah it's like it's like like if you

weren't selling opium to China in the 1800s you know yeah I don't know like

sorry my grandparents weren't doing this and now we're here yeah you know instead of being a Ros Vault um yeah totally and

they're not bringing in like a little bit of OPM they're bringing in hundreds of thousands of crates of opium and so

the emperor uh dagang is trying to figure out what to do some people are like you should Legalize It you know

which is like a very common thing that people think when there's a drug problem you should legalize it so you can tax it so you can monitor it you know all of

the things that that we know and but nobody will really say that so they're trying to like suggest it to the emperor

but like they kind of like Teeter back and forth on it and they they several times they officially make it illegal

but you know the fact that that keep doing it means that no one was right listening you know so people don't really care they just want it um there's

a governor general governor general Lynn zexu is in charge of figuring out what

to do next he's one of the top people in the government so he writes an open letter to Queen Victoria and he's like

hey can you stop this can you stop this opium coming into my country and hurting the people here but she never gets it but it does go to the London times and

it goes in the paper so like I'm sure she saw it or whatever he also does a

thing where he's like everybody has to stop doing this drug right now so he brings opium adct opium

addicts into groups of like 10 and he's like stop doing OPM right now if one of you does it I'm G to kill all of you so

they created that was a pretty good incentive for people never to do it again so they created like little communities of people not doing opium

because if one person did it they would all die so try to stop people from doing it

if it was me in that group I would just do the Opium immediately because I'm like one of these other rcts is going to do

it and I'm gonna get killed for it so might as well be high when it happens that's what I feel like the pris Dilemma

is like just do the Opium just do the Opium but they're trying to do that one

big thing that happens to start the first Opium War is uh Lin zxu he seizes

the fort in Canton that a lot of these like American British Traders are at Delano is there it sounds kind of

hilarious because it's it's a bunch of like rich white guys without their servants so they like the Chinese

servants aren't there so these guys have to like figure out how to cook you know so like Warren Delano fig figures out

how to make like a rice pudding from a cookbook but other than that they're like burning their food they don't know how to make their beds they don't know

how to like get their clothes ready they have never taken care of themselves before so they're now that in The Siege but they have plenty of stuff they're

not being starved out but they can't leave and they can't trade and they're stuck in this spt that's one thing that's happening and while they're there

there's this dude and this is kind of this dude's fault his name is Charles Elliott he was in charge of regulating the transatlantic Atlantic slave trade

when they stopped it so Britain banned it way before the United States did so he was someone in South America trying

to stop like all the residual effects of that happening and then his next job was

to stop to figure out the Opium situation and they just like sent him to China to do this and he was like way

over his head he didn't know what to do and so he's in this Siege and there's all these Traders and they have all this

open op and they're like pissed they can't move it they're pissed that they're stuck there there's no women you know all the things and then Charles

Elliott is like okay I have an idea he's like for all the Opium chests that you

give me and each chest is like you know so many pounds of opium the British uh

the British Monarchy will pay you what they're worth right now later so just give it to me and we'll pay you later

and everybody's like that Deal's great like I don't have to sell it anymore like you'll just buy it from me right

now wait so hold on so he just created like a distribution

Network he's not going to distribute it he's going to get it destroyed so he's like we're gonna stop

this because the Chinese don't want us to have opium in there anymore but the problem is all these Traders have all this opium that they want to bring into

China and they're going to lose a [ __ ] ton of money because theyve been counting on this bringing it in so why don't I just pay them all for it we'll

destroy the Opium and then be over no more opium no opium in China they have

their money chines doesn't have opium everyone's happy except the

adct well except the adct sure but mostly it's the British Monarchy who's like we're not gonna [ __ ] pay for that are you under right right right

yeah like are you on opium Charles Elliott so by the time that that news gets back to Britain it got back because

the Traders came back and they're like hey give us our money and they were like no like he had no authority to do that

you shouldn't have done that and the way they got rid of it is they like burned it and like a very special pit and then like sunk it in the ocean like they got

rid of it so um then there's like a little bit of

back and forth between the British um like merchants and Charles Elliott and

the Chinese government where they're like someone has to pay for this and so the first opium MO is essentially trying

to get China to pay for all the Opium that was destroyed and they're blaming it on them because they had had all the

people under siege in the fort in Canton even know Charles Elliott is the one who really got it all destroyed and made

that promise that they couldn't keep right also two drunk guys two drunk

British guys kill a Chinese man and Elliot won't surrender them to the Imperial government and that also is a

problem so that's going to start the first war some people so the UK the British come with all of their fleets

and they want the money back from China for the Opium that was destroyed so they start to attack like Villages along the coast in some cases villagers who have

always lived on the coast of the Sea Coast of these rivers in the middle of China they make them leave their

Villages like the Chinese government is like leave your village there's nothing to pillage and they make them leave and they have to leave for like 50 years

before they can go back which is super sad and it ends up with after like four years of war it ends up with the treaty

of Nan King so Nan King also called Nan Jing you know we that was a big thing in

World War II as well like Prelude to World War II when the Japanese came in and they attacked attacked n Jing and

that's because it is very important it's on a very important tributary that leads

to the yangi river which leads to most of China so that city is always getting sacked like throughout history I think

that was part of my story about that Forbidden City the packed some the

Japanese taking it over and then anyways yeah yeah it's all interconnect because it's like a place where it's it's all

yeah it's all in that area and it's like a really important city um so the Treaty of n King sucks for the for for China

they owe all the money back to the Britain the British are no longer under Chinese law so they can do whatever they

want to do they lose Hong Kong to the British and they won't Hong Kong will be British until 197 yeah this this is the

story yeah yeah and all the ports need to be open to or at least like I think like 10 more ports need to be open to

the British and they can like bring their families and stuff so try to get the [ __ ] end of this treaty 10 years later the second war

starts with the seizing of the ship the arrow so it's a British ship that gets

seized by by Chinese um like Fighters trying to like protect their ports it's

a very like remember the main thing like some people will call it the arrow War because people are so mad that the ship

got got seized and other people join this time France France Russia the United States um the United States comes

but they're like kind of hanging out to see who wins they don't like really help be their side and when it's over um they

will go to the Chinese like Emperor and they will bring instead of like Goods

because they know that's not what China wants or like sympathy or like whatever they bring plans to build better boats

so they bring like the logistics to make a better military to China as like a peace

offering which will help China's military grow I mean mindsight probably not the best thing to do but which we

continue to do so um so there isn't like in everything I read like the actual

Wars itself it's just like little fightings cities are being little cities on the on the coast are being destroyed

and they're destroying boats and goods not a ton of people died but they are trying to like prove their might to the

Chinese and they're doing that because the British Navy is always going to you know at this time beat the Chinese Navy

they's going to there like they've been fighting all over the world they've learned a [ __ ] ton in the Napoleonic Wars you know they've been all over so

there's a lot that they can do um one thing that they do that is uh a real

bummer is they the British sack this is kind of the end of the second Opium War they sack the old Summer Palace and the

Forbidden City so like the two big places where the emperor's family would live get destroyed by the British they

do things like steal all the stuff you know there's like British guys like wearing the like holding like all these

pots and like wearing all these silks and just like taking everything from these places and it reminded me of um in

Dan Carlin's jask Khan series he talks about when the Mongols um come and Sack

parts of China and the Mongols will wear these like beautiful Chinese silks until they're rot off their bodies they just

like steal them and like never shower never do anything so just like wear them forever um so a lot of this again is going to be destroyed during this war

another guy that is there of course is Lord elen's son do you know the the Elgen marbles you know what those are no

they're in the British Museum of course but they're from Greece and they belong to Greece and Lord Elgen stole them and

brought them to the UK and it's something they're still in the British museum but I know like George Clooney's

wife was a lawyer trying to get them to go back to Greece like they don't belong to the UK they're in the British museum

another was it art uh no they're they're it's a mar it's a um what's it called

like the top of a building all of the marble statues that are kind of like half in half out of the

wall okay so like if you thinking if you think of like theop it's not they from the cpse I don't know it might be

theopolis pillars and then it has like the kind of half triangle up the top full full of uh sculptures so that's

what Bel oh oh okay you know yeah I'm looking at them so his son is going to

be there sacking these um the Summer Palace in the Forbidden City and so they

also steal these pinese dogs these like Chinese dogs and they give one to Queen

Victoria and she names it Ludy cuz it's loot from looting these palaces and she

loves it so much it's like in paintings like what the [ __ ] um I love all dogs

but those are particularly ugly dogs she named it Ludy to remind her

that they looted the Chinese Imperial Palace to get it I mean it's not great I think that's a wild I wrote what

the [ __ ] Vicki like that's crazy um so as is over there will be a couple more treaties and the Chinese will lose parts

of manuia to Russia they'll lose more of the South part China um and they will lose like 10 more ports like they will

it'll it's not good for them this is part of their you know Century of humiliation and the last emperor of the

Ching Dynasty will be Wong and he'll Reign until 1912 and after that is a

Chinese Revolution and then China becomes a republic so this is really like the end of Imperial China um and a

lot of it is happening because of like the inevitable globalization of China

because of like boats and iation and and all those things and trade and and

Britain's like desire to own the world and um that will contribute to it and

just not being able to like keep up with the changes and trying to keep your people really secluded and that's what

they were trying to do and like that didn't work and now they're trying to like you know then then there was a revolution I don't know a ton about but

then it sounds like you know today in China you know they're obviously trying to keep people from knowing about the rest of the world in different ways um

trying to go back to that idea where like we are we are our own enclosed people we don't need anyone else it's so

crazy because in it just it's just so antithetical to

human nature to try to keep someone from reality yeah like whether that's like a

society in the government or parents and kids it's just like

reality is going to come crashing into you one way or another yeah at some point you're going to like see other

people it's it's really really wild because if you think about like the

people in China and the people in like North Korea and then everybody else are living in a totally different world it's

crazy like I can't I've seen a couple like documentaries where they show you like a little bit of North Korea you know but like they just

don't know what the rest of the world is like like you wouldn't know a thousand years ago you know like those

documentaries they don't show you the people that there they only show you like the government sanctioned tours and

you just have to infer what that life must be like but like that's what I'm curious about like what's the person's

life like that's like living there it's got to be crazy yeah it's so it's so

it's so interesting I don't know and like I always think about those tunnels that they have like everybody in North

Korea go underground probably in like a minute because either

for like nuclear war or for like other things is that is that real that I think so like a lot of it could be underground

like it's just like it's wild and like you know a thousand years ago sure you didn't know anything that was happening around the world but now you can and I

don't know for better or worse I guess I'm I'm overwhelmed but it seems fine am

I crazy for being like I mean realistically In Our Lifetime it probably won't matter but I

do think that China is like probably like the US is probably on

its way out in terms of being kind of like a global superpower and that China's probably the next up on the

ladder I mean yeah I WR a great book about um it was about data and like looking at

the history of the world and a lot of it was like you know the economy in China is

moving up so like things like super cheap labor not that it doesn't still happen in China obviously but it's like

moving to Africa and it's actually how that like is good for Africa cuz that's their next step in like their economic

Revolution but then like you know who gets it after that to be able to like move up and do like the next thing

um I don't know but I agree that America's on the way out like we're

not all these things that are like Hightech patents that are just like

handed over to China and they're I mean the old saying of like you can see

further when you are on the uh shoulders of giants you know like but imagine if

like you get all the shoulders all at once without any of your own actual R&D in investment and it's

like God you can go so much further yeah it feels like yeah I don't

know weird I know time but yeah but this is but I but I was I'm I was excited to

learn a little bit about this because I just don't know a lot about Chinese history for many reasons but this was

interesting to read about yeah yeah that that is one of the one of the places internationally that I do want to visit

China it does seem interesting I don't know my husband was there Juan was there many years ago

when he first were dating and he was like every single thing I did I was like Taylor would hate this like what see just like I feel like

I don't um like I just don't love like I don't love like really traditional

Chinese food which is like fine you can't love everything I like fake American Chinese food know but if I go

to like a really authentic DM some restaurant I don't like it it's not for me yeah when um right before the

lockdowns happened and when I left our last compan we work together at um I went and visited the Schmidts in San

Francisco and they took me to a very authentic like canes restaurant and

um uh yeah that's just not flavors that are I'm I'm used to and that's fine you

know also cuz like when I was in Japan like Morgan my friend Morgan someone that she with with on the tour would eat

an egg salid sandwich from 7-Eleven every day because she don't want to eat Japanese food and they're like why did you come here you know so I feel like if

I went to China I'd be like I hate this you'd be like you knew you were going to hate this why didn't you come here you know well or you learn to adapt right I

mean I I hated the first time I had beer I hated it the first couple times I had beer I hated it but then just like you

know you try not that traditional cultural food in China is the same as drinking beer but still you get my point

I remember in college I botle bottle of bourbon and I was like I'm gonna like this and here we are today

yeah fair point so we figured it out and that's why you're you have the fan oh

yeah this is this is a Japanese fan that I bought at 7-Eleven in Japan um yeah no I've just been holding

it my desk because like gets hot so I've been doing this all right it's ni goes

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