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Ep 12 - Part 2: Ancient Sport Rivalries - The Nika Riots

Episode Summary

Hello! Casual re-relase of Episode 12 part 2 - the Nika Riots! Cue the robots! 🎉 Dive into the chaos of history with our latest episode on the Nika Riots! 🏛 Join us on 'Doomed to Fail' as we unravel the gripping tale of rebellion and mayhem in ancient Constantinople. 🌐 Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the past! 🕰 #DoomedToFailPodcast #NikaRiots #HistoryUnleashed #PodcastTime #HistoricalMayhem #ListenNow #MustListen #PodcastAlert #HistoryPodcast #AncientHistory #GrippingTales #TimeTravelWithUs

Episode Notes

Hello! Casual re-relase of Episode 12 part 2 - the Nika Riots! Cue the robots!

🎉 Dive into the chaos of history with our latest episode on the Nika Riots! 🏛 Join us on 'Doomed to Fail' as we unravel the gripping tale of rebellion and mayhem in ancient Constantinople. 🌐 Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the past! 🕰 #DoomedToFailPodcast #NikaRiots #HistoryUnleashed #PodcastTime #HistoricalMayhem #ListenNow #MustListen #PodcastAlert #HistoryPodcast #AncientHistory #GrippingTales #TimeTravelWithUs

Episode Transcription

Hi Friends! Our transcripts aren't perfect, but I wanted to make sure you had something - if you'd like an edited transcript, I'd be happy to prioritize one for you - please email doomedtofailpod@gmail.com - Thanks! - Taylor

 

hi friends Taylor from Doom to fail

today we are re-releasing episode 12

part two just a reminder we're

re-releasing our first 26 episodes in

two parts CU each of those were two

stories in one and they got pretty long

so we're shortening them and bringing

them back to you you can always go back

and listen to the whole thing um in the

archive but this is episode 12 part two

on the na riots it is a riot that

happened in constant Nole Emperor Justin

was um rooting for one sports team in

the hip Drome

um and everybody else is rooing for

another it's a class Warfare story but a

lot of people actually really died so um

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fellow

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short okay yeah it's great you should

watch it so okay so let's transfer over

to our history story and I

this week I don't know if it it came out

this week or if it's because of um you

talking about Nirvana but on Netflix I

found a three-part doumentary about

Woodstock

99 and I was like this is bananas this

is crazy I was like you know it's if you

don't know watch that documentary it's

you know trying to recreate Woodstock in

99 which did not work because like the

people who tended just like were a bunch

of [ __ ] there was tons of rioting

tons of sexual assault a lot of crimes

they like burnt the whole thing down and

I also was wondering like what is the

VIN diagram of dudes who were at

Woodstock 99 and dudes who are at the

insurrection on January 6th and I feel

like that might be in J Circle it's like

that kind of dude you know there so it's

it's definitely the same gene type like

if you go backwards like a couple

Generations they definitely shared an

uncle I think yeah I put definitely more

than five people were at both places yes

um I'm sure I'm sure there were so it's

super interesting and I was like can I

do what's like 99 I'm like Taylor go

back go back further so I was like what

are deadly riots and insurrections of

history and there's obviously a ton but

I found one that revolves around a

couple so there is a relationship in

this one and so I want to talk about the

NAC Riots of

532 so all the way back way back going

way back I listen I listened to one

YouTube video called deadly moments in

history the Nic riots a stuff you missed

in History Class A smithonian article um

just like information about this story

so it involved a couple Emperor

Justinian and his wife Theodora so

they're like big they like big players

in the story and we're in the Byzantine

Empire which is the Eastern Roman Empire

around the year 500 and they're actually

based in Constantinople I'll talk about

that in a second Emperor Justinian the

first was born in terium in Northern

Macedonia and if you're Dan Carin you

say macadonia I might go back and forth

I want do the Dan Carin one I'm going to

say I'm like really proud of you for

picking something where the names all

sound incredibly hard to pronounce

thank you Kudos thank you I'm gonna go

macadonia because that's what Dan Carlin

says but Justin was born in 482 ad he

was a like a poor humble person he grew

up speaking Latin instead of Greek Greek

was a language of the of the court so

this is like the Eastern Roman Empire is

like more Greek and then the Western one

is more Roman Italian Roman they speak

Latin so in in the end he does learn to

speak Greek in his court and I would

have to really study the you know the

way that they do like the lineage for

becoming Emperor but even though he's

humble and like doesn't come from Super

wealth his uncle is the Emperor and his

uncle is Emperor Justin which I like

laughed out like for an hour Justin like

I know there's like Justin Trudeau is a

world leader but like Emperor Justin I

just can't makes me laugh so king um

King bill or something yeah right it

just can't so Justin is his uncle and

when Justin dies Justinian becomes his

successor so um I don't know if it's

like just kind of like next best who's

like kind of related to you cuz I can't

imagine that these Emperors had zero

Sons but it definitely is like seems to

be handing off to nephews so it's

probably just like who around my circle

my family has like the most potential I

think probably that makes sense so yeah

so Justin died in 1527 and Justinian

became emperor Justinian married a woman

named Theodora she was born also into

humble origin but like actually humble

her dad was a bear Keeper in the

Hippodrome so that's

humble that's s like a humble upbringing

that sounds like an awesome upbringing I

mean yes awesome but I can't I don't

think he like made a lot of money being

a bear keeper but also it is awesome and

like maybe you got to hug bears which is

cool it's very cool so we'll talk about

the Hippodrome in a second but you know

I'm thinking like imagine you know being

a bear keeper obviously terrible things

happened to the Bears and also those

Bears probably killed a lot of people so

there like a lot going on in like with a

bear keeper you know what it's not like

a zoo I was romanticizing this a lot

more than you just laid it out I thought

you'd like right they would start

treating you like you're one of them and

like you could like go forward with them

and like you're a family together but I

guess there's probably a lot of abuse in

that yeah yes yes and you probably get a

bonus every time you're bear eats

someone you know I don't know but it's

definitely you're not like it's not a

sanctuary for Bears it's okay thank you

okay that's the way I was thinking

Sanctuary for Bears it's not a sanctuary

for Bears okay okay awful situation for

the I bet every the Bears are having a

bad time everyone's having a bad time

okay yes yes I don't approve

so so Theodora became an actress and a

dancer which is like we talked about

this before like an in like ancient

Roman times like an actress basically

was like the same level as a sex worker

in society she may have actually been a

sex worker that's unclear Some people

say that she was and that you know

before she met Justinian but they did

fall in love and they got married and

she became kind of a co-ruler with him

and she had a big influence in the

government so they're married they're in

charge there was a little bit of

conflict that has to do with religion

obviously it's a Christian Society at

this point Theodora was part of the sect

that believed that Jesus was many things

like also a ghost in a person again I

don't know and then most people thought

he was one thing like one entity

so that's like a big deal just like

another like reason to fight within

Christianity this one guy started so

much [ __ ] started so much [ __ ] so yeah

so there people are kind of mad about

that but it's not all religion and

politics and all those things there's

also Sports so this is a sport story

mostly so the biggest sport in in the

time is Chariot racing let's talk about

that in a second so

I love a sport Riot like I don't want to

be in one but I appreciate it when

Philadelphia tries to burn itself down

whether they win or lose you know like

that's hilarious the people like going

absolutely nuts like that sounds really

like it's fun in as long as no one dies

it sounds fun also did I mention that

we're in Istanbul which was

Constantinople and you know that song

why did they change it I can't say maybe

they liked it better that way he that S

no who is that was constant I have no

idea it's like a it's from like the 80s

or 70s I'll share if it's not Nirvana

I'm not going to recognize anything for

the next like month it's not it's not so

I do have a list of like what

Constantinople was called but it's gone

through a lot of changes but at this

point it's probably called New Rome at

the moment oh yes okay so it's called

iOS bizantium Augusta Antonia New Rome

Constantinople Constantine Istanbul so

now it's Istanbul but at this point it

was probably called New Rome okay so or

in Turkey like modern new turkey yeah

yeah which would have been back then

part of the like a much larger swath of

like the Ottoman Empire which I think

was one of the biggest Empires ever okay

right it goes over there too yeah um so

that's where we are in the middle of

Istanbul right now you can visit the

Hippodrome so the Hippodrome is like

such a cool word I don't even know what

to do like Hippodrome so the Hippodrome

is a place where you can watch races and

other games it still exists you can

still visit it it's huge it can hold

like 50 to 100,000 people it's a big

Stadium you could go in and like rent

cushions to sit on the on the on the

steps like the Hollywood Bowl you could

like rent a cushion and like sit on the

steps and and watch the races it's a

really really long oval a really thin

long oval in the middle there's like a

wall with statues that even had uh I

think still have an Egyptian obisk in

the middle of it so like beautiful

statues in the middle all Stone

is huge Stadium it's obviously not

there's no like safety measures you know

because it's in the year 500 what you do

is you race around the oval in your

chariot and it's very dangerous so

Chariot racing is one of the oldest

forms of sports it involves pulling a

two- whe Chariot driven by four horses

in in this case in the hipad drone at

this time so you're kind of standing on

your chariot and you're racing into

other people so like you can remember

this from Like Gladiator right didn't

they do that in Gladiator they did this

looks like a place you were meant to die

in yeah absolutely it's very like

spectator yeah you know yeah like I mean

even like the location of where they put

the things to draw your eyes like it's

meant to be like you're all in the

center of this thing and God help you if

you don't do the right thing in that

moment and we know that bears work there

so like obviously some other stuff

happens too involving your and like

eating people for sure for sure but

Chariot racing can be traced back to

ancient Egypt where the were used in

Warfare and hunting it became a very

popular form of entertainment and like a

religious ceremony it was considered a

good profession if you could like buy

your way out of slavery doing it so if

you like start a lot of them were people

races were slaves because a lot of

people died like right away I mean

imagine like you're you fall off your

chariot you get crushed by by horses but

people who didn't die and who continue

to do it will be able to eventually buy

their way out of slavery because they

would start to like make money that's

like the main thing there in the

Hippodrome there is is a spot for the

emperor to sit and that is connected to

the Palace by like an underground tunnel

that's how he gets there and he's always

like there around so I think this is

hilarious for some reason but in this

time there's four main factions of teams

and their names are the blues greens

Reds and whites like that's it there's

name color it's that kind of like the

Harry Potter houses except Lamer a

little bit yeah I guess I'd say more I

was GNA be like more death but there's

so much death in Harry Potter so yes

they weren't just sports teams they're

also social groups so you kind of like

choose yours and like you know be

hooligan like be like this is my like

I'm I'm the greens like you're the blues

like [ __ ] the blues all the things like

lots of fighting which again is Fun

sports fighting is fun as long as no one

gets hurt but people are about to get

hurt so I feel like I feel like in this

a it wouldn't be fun in this era because

there's no rules or laws and like people

right absolutely like now you get

prosecuted but like yeah yeah I mean

again to bring up Philly like that's

where you get punched in the face if

like your team beats Philly and you're

like in Philly but for the most part

it's fun that's that's also partially

why I have deliberately never been to an

Eagles game because yeah because it just

feels like a really bad place to be a

sports fan of a rival team absolutely

absolutely in this time the blues are

associated with the aristocracy because

like the emperor supports them they were

more traditional more like wealthy fans

and the greens were associated with the

lower classes intended to be more

populist they were like more Progressive

more people who like lived in the

suburbs like we're common people like to

the greens so at this time by the time

we're in this story it's really just the

greens and the blues those are like the

biggest the biggest two two sides the

greens don't like the queen and the king

or the emperor and Empress because they

like the blues so it's like a whole

thing like jinian and Theodora they

support the blues and so all the regular

people who are greens are also like mad

at the emperor so it's like a whole

thing there's also a lot happening with

like the emperor is taxing people for

Wars and taxing people to like build

suff for himself and people are hungry

and all like political unrest thing is

actually happening while this is

happening but it's going to kind of

culminate at this sports event on

January 10th 5:32 there's a mini Riot

and there's lots of riots like kind of

all the time but there's a mini Riot

between the The Greens in the Blues and

seven men get sentenced to death so two

of the men yeah so like the the emperor

is like stop fighting the leaders

sentenced to death

so no it was half Blues half seven like

it was mixed blues and greens

and when they do the execution they do

it by hanging and two of the men survive

because the scaffolding breaks and it's

one blue and one green so now they're

kind of together and saying like maybe

God is on our side like the side of the

people because the emperor wanted the

blues and greens to get like the leaders

of this this like mini Riot to get

killed but maybe now God's on our side

because he saved them I mean that tracks

yeah I mean but I think if I was the

emperor I'd say like now now you all

just have to each fight to the death and

whoever wins this is why I shouldn't be

a leader actually yeah no they didn't

they they they let them go now tensions

are like super high because people are

like wondering what the hell's going on

because of the way that that they those

like a green and a blue were saved

Justinian instead of like canceling

upcoming chariot races he continued to

have them and another thing about the

Hippodrome is like I said before like

that's how they got in the emperor and

empress and like the court would get in

through a secret tunnel from the palace

and like be in the Hippodrome on their

like up box again like think of

gladiator like they're up higher than

everybody else I have the picture up

right now like there's an obvious like

I'm assuming that the Hippodrome all has

like one kind of uh like from the top

level down looks the same except there's

one section of it that's like this white

Obelisk looking thing that looks like

it's connected to like a court area like

a Royal Court area so I would assume

that's where it is yeah like when you're

watching a game and you're like they

show you someone up at a box and you're

like okay fine that's not relatable yeah

but um this is the only space where the

common people ever really see the

emperor so it's also a time for like

political things so they like yell up to

him like we want less taxes and like a

lot of yelling and like chanting and

things that they want the emperor to

hear because he doesn't really see the

common people ever Mak sense so that

that happens these things as well so on

January 15 532 so 10 days after this

first mini Riot there's another race

planned for the day and it starts to uh

break out into another Riot there's 24

races planned they don't get to that

many people start to fight there's some

like fighting within the people watching

it starts to get bigger and bigger and

the fight spills over into the city the

crowd starts shouting NAA NAA which

means Victory conquer so that's why it's

called the niik riots because they are

trying to like overthrow the government

because now it's an Insurrection they're

trying to overthrow the emperor so all

these people all these tensions from the

sports and all these things are r

rampaging the city they're setting the

city on fire Constantinople is a burning

they're looting shops the palace was

besieged so they took over the palace it

was about to completely collapse and

Justinian was considering just leaving

at this point and everybody here is just

[ __ ] house hammered on wine right oh

yeah absolutely you gota be like be yeah

no water a belly full of wine wouldn't

make me want to like be active I think I

feel like beer is a good Riot beer and

whiskey are good rioting drinks yeah I

think Beer's a good Riot drink yeah but

really but all they really had was wines

so I imagine like everyone's kind of

stained with red wine and blood you know

like it's a whole thing could could you

imagine like if you were just like drunk

on cosmopolitans and like trying to flip

over like a car like it just what I

don't know it just doesn't have the same

tone to it no no but I'm sure straight

vodka inspired a lot of riots in Russia

so oh yeah it's different the city is

about to burn down the the is sopia is

burned so do you know what that is that

building never heard of it's um it is a

religious building in the middle of

constant Constantinople asemble it was

built before this time it started off as

a church like a beautiful Dome with

turrets it kind of looks like it has a

Taj Mahal look with like the Dome and

the four turrets it's really beautiful

on the inside I definitely did a paper

about it when I was studying our history

so like it's like a beautiful building

um it was burned down and they built a

new one after this and started off as a

church then is it called hag built as a

Sophia yeah y h AIG G A but I think it's

a Sophia and so it was built during the

Byzantine Empire during this time we

kind of refurbished after this fire as a

Christian Cathedral it was converted

into a mosque after the ottoman Conquest

that talked about in um 1453 so much

later it became a mosque and then the

Turkish repu took it over in 1935 and

turned it into a museum but in 2020 the

Turkish government took it back and now

it is a mosque it's beautiful I mean I'm

looking at the view of the inside the

Dome interior on on Wikipedia and it's

amazing looking yeah it's really really

beautiful so now it's in mosque but just

uh and it's one of those things I think

we actually talked about with the Taj

Mahal too where Christians are like it

was originally ours and they're like no

it's ours and people are kind of trying

to fight over who gets to worship there

I think people never change people never

change yeah

never never never change so by Sophia is

burning the city's burning on January

19th so four days after the start of the

riot the people choose another nephew of

Justin to be Emperor his name is hius

and they put hipas on the throne in the

Hippodrome and they're like we have a

new emperor so things look really really

bad for Justinian and Theodora and

they're thinking of leaving and she says

to him this is a quote and it's going to

be hard if you my lord wish to save your

skin you will have no difficulty in

doing so we are rich there is the sea

there two are our ships but consider

first whether When You Reach safety will

you regret that you did not choose death

in preference as for me I stand by the

ancient saying the purple is the noblest

winding sheet so she is like you have to

stay like you can't like we could run

away but like let's stay and fight for

our Empire what's the purple thing mean

purple is the color of Emperors it was a

hard color to come by so like they would

wear like purple capes oh and purple

shrouds so like Caesar wore purple like

purple was the color that you would wear

when you were in charge yeah she's

saying like be a leader yeah basically

exactly so he says I'm G to stay and I'm

Gonna Stand Tall on this and he had his

army led by General belisarius suppress

the riots and so here's some stuff that

happen so like I said before that there

was a mini Riot that started this

there's tons of riots during this time

we know a lot about this one because it

was was like heavily documented but

there probably were worse ones that we

just like don't know a ton about but

this is the one we know the most about

so belisarius takes his finally the the

Justinian says go he takes the troops

they go out and they just start like

killing the people who are rioting they

end up going to the Hippodrome so the

Hippodrome had become kind of a

sanctuary people are talking there the

new emperor they made hpus is there a

lot of families people just like kind of

hiding and trying to to stay in this

spot while the rest of the city's like

on fire and czy czy things are happening

but bellarus and his troops come in and

they kill everybody it's estimated they

kill 30,000 people inside the Hippodrome

that day so Taylor Sorry I'm confusing

some people here is this the current

Emperor who slaughtered his people or

the newly crowned Emperor EMP I have

they have such a disconnect there

because it's like I'm going to be a lead

I you know what I pictured I pictur this

like proud moment of like just like a

Gladiator movie of like the empress like

stealing the nerve of the emperor like

you can do this you are you are the

godsent you know king or whatever and

then he just like go just goes and kills

everyone like I I didn't see it going

that way well that's what happens and

that you know later you know it one of

the outcomes of this niik Riot is it

weakened the power of the faction so

like the blues and the grein of

political factions and it served as a

warning that the emperor would not

hesitate to use Force to to stop a

rebellion yeah so before maybe you were

like maybe he won't kill innocent people

to stop us from doing this it's like no

if you do this you get out of order like

we will come in with the Army and you

will get killed I I still don't think

that's leadership or good leadership

mean it's not great okay okay no it's

definitely real scary yeah yeah the

bellarus and his troops go in and they

kill 30,000 people in Hippodrome so like

think of the logistics and how gross

this is in the I read a SM smithonian

article and um they quoted an author

John Julius norwitch on his history of

Byzantium and he says quote within a few

minutes the angry shouts of the great

Amphitheater had given place to cries

and groans of wounded and dying men soon

those two grew quiet until the silence

spread over the entire Arena its sand

now sought in with the blood of its

victims so like [ __ ] T of people got

killed there yeah the outcome is that

you know the people kind of like they

stopped riding and and Justinian became

became powerful again like you said it

was a controversial decision you know

and it's been criticized by history

because a lot of the people were were

you know unarmed unarmed civilians but

it also has been like seen as necessary

as history to prevent future UPR

uprisings so it's kind of like in a

smaller scale like dropping the nuclear

bomb you know like do you do it to like

stop further war is that Justified I'm

trying to I'm trying to put this in

context that I would understand and and

because you brought up January 6th

already I'm like how would I feel if

like the National Guard or whoever just

like mowed people down as they like

entered the capital building then I was

like I really

feel I don't

know I know no I would feel terrible you

know like people are dumb but I you

can't do

that and but if if they did do that then

you definitely have like a whole new

feeling about the government where you'd

be like legitimately very very very very

scared yeah it's like it's like a

two-prong thing one is like the moral

implications are just doing that to

another human and then there's the like

democ de democracy ramifications like

what does that actually mean for the

country as a whole so yeah generally

probably not a good move no and but you

know it was for Justinian he got he was

still Emperor he was Emperor for another

33 years after this so he definitely Ely

like held on to his spot he wrote a

Justinian Code which is like something

that's a basis for law for a lot of

Europe still he rebuilt a Sophia did a

bunch of like stuff for like education

um with Theodora she died in 1548 he

lived longer he died in not 15 in 548

she died in 548 he died in 565 at the

age of 83 so he you know got to live a a

long life as Emperor he was succeeded by

his nephew Justin II and he had been

co-emperor for for a little bit and it

just kind of continues like you know

nephews and Sons and eventually you know

there's more more tragedy and you know a

thousand years later the Ottoman Empire

takes over all kinds of stuff happens in

this part of the world we'll probably

come back to it but that's the story of

Justinian and how he ordered 30,000

people at least to be murdered to

maintain power I don't know was that

good or bad I don't know was it what's

was Theodora the one who who kind of

convinced him to do it what was what

would their life have been like if they

weren't together was it always a powder

keg so I don't know let's think about

very bloody I'm gonna see what the

largest Rebellion death is in the world

okay 20 to 70 million whoa well that's

like over a long time not like a day uh

I don't know I don't know what this

Rebellion is typing what is that okay so

yeah that would have been over the

course of 16 years or 14 years that

would have been a long Rebellion okay

that sounds like a war that does not

sound like a one-day Rebellion

thing yeah um no this was like a it was

like five days so 5 days from the first

mini Rebellion five days later or 10

days so five days later is um the two

men survive the attempted hanging they

have another race um on the 15th that's

when the riots start and by like the

19th he has everybody killed so it

happens real fast wow it's a rough

January for the folks of Constantinople

yeah I'm kidding interesting I wonder if

those two guys made it out alive

completely it's a good question maybe

they had already left and been like like

get out of here while the iron is cool

yeah yeah I like it um can I make a

special request since you're the history

buff yeah okay I should probably know

more about my ancestry than I actually

do so can you do can you like do one on

Persia

like ancient pers lot stuff happened in

Persia yeah I've heard I think we've

been there a little bit well we were

kind of there well ancient Persia was

kind of like coming down during the um

into India for like the Taj Mahal there

was like Persian stuff in there but

let's definitely do more so I

see yeah it's so much of the same place

like yeah that part of the world

macadonia yeah that whole part of the

world just seems like there's like a

million ancient stories of things going

on so cool yeah I'll find some I mean

there's so much cool stuff that happened

down there so for sure do you have any

special requests from me

Taylor

um no I haven't thought about it but I I

will think about it this is a new

segment called special request Corner

special request Corner we also are

accepting special requests from you oh

I'm going to do the one my cousin sent

me one to look at and so yeah we any any

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interesting because like the analytics

depends on what analytics you pay

attention to the one I pay attention to

is how many downloads we get based on

when the episode is released and that

has gone up the most which is really

really exciting nice so that's awesome

Please Subscribe tell your friends rate

review again you can turn the volume off

and just like let it run on the playlist

and just look the algorithm is don't no

the computers don't know put on your

phone yeah this is like probably the

last chance we're going to have to

outsmart the computers until chat gbt

takes over the world so I mean I say

we're going forever and that could be

like two more weeks so I know who knows

someone's going to invent a chat bot

that can create like just amazing

content I'm sure they can and also be as

Charming as us so it's over that I don't

think is possible but we'll see

hopefully that's the one thing we can

hang on to hopefully

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