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Hi Friends! Our transcripts aren't perfect, but I wanted to make sure you had something - if you'd like an edited transcript, I'd be happy to prioritize one for you - please email doomedtofailpod@gmail.com - Thanks! - Taylor
hi friends welcome to episode 22 part two where I talk about the history of
the famous Czech General Yan zishka do I say Jan in this episode I hope I say Yan
I mean Yan probably J an zishka um I watched this movie called literally just
called medieval on Hulu a while ago and I was like what is this is this check
propaganda and it totally is definitely was like paid for by the Czech Film Institute and all of that so um but it's
a fun story it is a medieval story about a general who was very famous who won a
lot of battles he lived to be very old he did a lot of it with only one eye and an eye patch so the statues of him of an
eye patch and just a good oldfashioned night and shining armor story so hope
you enjoy this is episode 22 part two thanks a matter of the people of State of California versus orthal James
Simpson case number ba09 and so my fellow Americans ask not what your country can
do for you what you can do for [Music]
your oh oh yeah obviously gu well first
I wanted to tell you that I I've been working on this outline for like days and it's just it's whatever and I was
like wring it last night and my mom and my sister are here do you remember like several episodes ago when you said that
lights out is one of the scariest movies you've ever seen so scary so I've never seen it and so Juan was like we have to
see it cuz he was really wanted us to get scared you know so he was like talking about it then my mom and my sister are so funny and they're always
like oh we've seen every movie we we don't want to see anything again so Friday night they were like oh we've
seen it we don't want to see it again and we were like okay and then last night they were like oh now we're not sure if we've seen it or not and we're
like oh my God we should just watch it so we watched it and it was super fun it was so scary five minutes in I was like
I had already screamed and my mom and my sister wouldn't stop talking because it kept being like I remember this I remember this oh I don't remember this
part like just talking the entire time um which like made it more fun but it was it was a good one I jumped a lot so
I feel like I don't do that very often do you think it was one of the scarier movies you've seen I think so it was
like it was very scary yeah I tried watching it again maybe like a month and
a half ago and I couldn't do it I got like maybe like I I finished the warehouse scene it was like I'm done I'm
good that's that's the beginning and like the very first thing that happens I was like I screamed really loud yeah I couldn't
do it which was very fun um yeah so it's a good one um so thank you for that recommendation I just want to tell you
that yeah um so we are okay so we're drinking um Jesus's blood today because
we're talking about Catholics and I'm breaking the rules again because there are no rules but I am going to talk to
you about a winner not a loser who who is uh the most celebrated warrior in all
of Czech history so he's like they call him the Czech Braveheart like the best
warrior in all the CCH Republic his name is um Yan zisa so Yan zisa okay I'm of
Chuck origin my brother King K C abroad in Prague and we went to like the little
town that we're from right outside of Prague and it was super fun we like saw where my great great grandparents were born and things like that um my mom's
side my grandma spoke Bohemian so like from this like for like Generations back so I
definitely wanted to go back and think more about like my people and I got here because I was home alone a while ago
there's a movie on Hulu that's just called like it's just called medieval like the word I'm like what is that even
what could that possibly mean so I watched it and then I was like what the [ __ ] did I just watch like I just I was
like this was something was weird like something was off the guy who plays um Yan jishka is and I'm saying jishka I
think it's z i Ka with a bunch of Accents in different places right um and
he was played by Ben Foster do you know who Ben Foster is no but I'm going to go he was on um the Disney show Flash
Forward when he was little and then he inexplicably dated Robin Wright for a while and then now he's married to Laura
preppin the girl from um orang is a new black in that 70 show I this guy I do
know this guy Heist yeah he was in um he was in one of my favorite movies
actually which movie I'm looking it up right now because I'm trying to remember the name of it I think it's called The
Apprentice or something along those lines but he plays Yan in the film and
he looks like very rugged like he has a beard and everything so I didn't really recognize him until later um Michael Kane is in it as well so it does have
some like famous people in it um but when I was watching it I was like something's off like what is this and it
is straight up Republic propaganda is what this film is do we
dislike that though no I like it but it was just like that that's the weird thing CU you're like this feels weird
it's a Czech movie it's the most expensive movie ever made in the Czech Republic and it's 100% in English
because it like they wanted to share with the world which is like fine I listened to a podcast about the making of the movie and the dudes who were in
it were like yeah this is something we learn about in school and want to share it with the world like it's what they learn about when they're little they
learn about yanisa and how like Brave he was so they also have a lot of it like a lot of
stuff in the film is made up because they don't know a lot this is the 1300s so it's a really long time ago they
don't know what H what really happened a lot of the things are like whatever but they when they were making the movie they had a historian and the historian
kind of like read through everything and watched the finals and they were like could this have happened like we're not saying it did happen but we're saying
like we don't want to like have a car drive by you know or something that we know like could not have happened but we like could these things have happened
and then all of it was like yes it could be could it could have been so do you know what's funny Taylor is I did the
research for um because I thought I I keep mixing up Ireland and Scotland so when I was in Ireland I did the research
for Braveheart and William Wallace and I was like hey it's Scotland not Ireland
and he was in Scotland not Ireland and B is considered the most historically
inaccurate movie that has ever been made like it's crazy like it's like there's like there like nothing about this is
close to William Wallace's actual life or his
activities but anyway I believe that we're not separating the art from the artist on M Gibson right yeah we got it
so anyway so you should watch it it's super fun so so this is essentially like
listen to some podcast about this I read a book about um yanisa and basically
this is a relationship between the the Czech people who are having their own Protestant Reformation
and the Catholic church so it's basically like there's going to be Crusades there's going to be tons of
Wars so the Czech people were follow some people were kind of pulling away from the Catholic church and following a
man another Yan a Yan hus um and he was like the Czech Martin Luther so they were like H hites so basically like the
thing with Martin Luther and with the reformations is that the Catholic church was like you could sell your way into
heaven you could buy your way into heaven so you would go to church and you would give them money and like jewels and they'd be like you're going to go to
heaven it's like a that's not obviously it's not true but like people thought it was true and they were mad about it like
yeah yeah it seems cheap it seems like a cheap way to get into heaven exactly like it's cheating like it's not not how
you can do it um so here's what's happening in the Catholic church this is very confusing so we're in like the
early 1400s starting in 1378 it starts to be a crazy thing um
called the Western Schism in the Catholic church where there are all of a sudden there are three popes and they
live in different places and they're each like I'm the pope but you don't know like which one is a real one and there's a lot of that kind of at the
same time so the red flag I put is as soon as the Catholic Church started to have the Schism and have more than one
Pope you should run because Catholic Church is already awful and now they have like more popes so like that's a
red flag dude I do kind of love it though like what dister I'm the pope
like who are you to say I'm not the pope like and like I know I could like I could research this for like my life but
essentially yes like well I think I should be the pope like yeah what you just like bought a white hat like pretty
sure it should be me guys so yeah we'll talk more about the different popes but there's a bunch of them but Yan himself
was born in 1360 probably um again like it's hard to go back but his name is on
some property documents it starts to kind of come up in like legal things around 1378 when he would have been 18
so it's assumed that like when he that was when he like was able to like do those things even in that time so it could be him I think that's him it's a
chance that he's younger and born later but like we'll never know but one thing we do know about Yan is that he lost an eye when he was a child it could have
been any number of [ __ ] dangerous things in the 1300s you know like walking outside you can lose your eye I
imagine you know like there's just you get like a splinter in your eye it's gone like there's so many things get a
splinter in your eye that sounds you know what I mean like awful and like yeah so I can't imagine how like gross
and smelly and dangerous everything is was especially for a child so like feel like having a child lose an eye is not a
big deal because like at least your child survived CU there's so many things going on I think it might have been in the last podcast but I read somewhere
where it was like if you're alive in the Middle Ages you're disfigured because it was it was their BL was of them yeah PL
one yes because like no matter what like you know if you break your arm your
arm's not like going to be set correctly ever again you know so like most people are disfigured in some way and his the
way was he only had one I so crazy it's so true also oh also in the movie in the
medieval movie there's a woman who's like helping him she's like a princess but there was really no woman like that
involved in the story but he did have two wives both himed Catherine but they both passed away kind of early so he
didn't he is able to kind of go off and be a warrior and not worry about anything at home so it sounds like his
family got into he was kind of Born Into the minor nobility so he wasn't like well I'm just going to say he wasn't dirt poor but everybody was dirt poor
but he was like poor right you know he was like minor nobility um they it
sounds like his dad had to um like sell some of their property like something happened he was in debt for some reason
he became a gamekeeper for like the local ruler and there's a chance that Yan worked there with his dad but he
ended up becoming like a bandit so after like his at least his first wife died he
may be married to the second wife it's like the late 1300s and him and his
group he's not the leader but he's in a group of dudes and they go around and they rob and they plunder and they make
deals with like different little towns they're like we'll protect you if you give us money things like that so he was
like just like a bandit out in the woods he is out there things are like kind of
happening but nothing super crazy and then all of a sudden we have the Western schisms where the Catholic church is
going crazy um and that kind of starts off The Hite Wars because one of the popes declares a crusade on the hites
who were in like the Czech Bohemia area trying to have this Reformation so is a
crusade in this context just a bunch of religious people who follow the pope as a general basically yeah I mean he
doesn't actually go no no no yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no no no he's not
gonna spill his wine and his way you know out into battle but yes he can be like like a I send a crusade to you so
he sends a crusade of his like and I'll talk a little bit about the tonic knights in a second but essentially they're like the evil evil I think is
fair Catholic Knights that just like you know they were the ones who did the Crusades and kill the sh people for like
no reason yeah yeah fair enough I'll agree with you on so the holy the Holy
Roman Empire at this time is like all of Europe and so Yan jishka is is is kind
of a bandit kind of fighting for like the people and then there's Yan hus who's like the the Martin Luther of the
time um in 1415 uh Yan hus the religious leader was
burned at the stake by the Catholic Church and that surprisingly didn't stop
everybody from believing him it made everybody mad because that's you know R
people up y was not a pope type he was just like some guy part of the Catholic
Church said we got to kill you yes yes he was like the he was like Martin Luther so he was like let's bring
religion back to the people and not have all these like ways you can buy way into heaven and everything yeah he's burned
burned at the Stak so that triggered a revolt among the hites and they wanted
to you know start to fight so here are some of the Pope stories this is very confusing so I'm I don't know I'm sorry
so the the first division the Western Schism that lasted from 1378 to 1417
that I've talked about there was Pope Urban the V the 11th or no the sixth who
resided in Rome and Pope Clement the 7th who was in Avon France so there's one in
France and one in Rome and there's a third one somewhere too Alexander it's Alexander vth he was elected in like a
compromise but he died and then his successor John the 23rd was the third
Pope so the third Pope John the 23d his
real name was baldari kosa and he was born in 1370 in Naples I just think
that's a dope name basari kosa fromp that guy that guy just can his blood is
wine exactly exactly so the popes that aren't like the real Pope once they like
everything all the dust settled and like moved back there were um the ones that weren't actually like the real one after all are called anti-popes which is also
a cool name some of them are anti-popes and that's cool them being called a pope
yeah I think so too um so I think we could do we could do an episode on every
Pope and all like the [ __ ] that they did like so many of them did so many bad things but I just also wanted to mention
that there is there actually was a more recent Pope John the 23rd this is in the 1960s and he was born um Angelo Dei
ronali also Italian and poob John Paul the one that we grew up with no no this
is one before that this is the one from the 58 to 63 but I think this is the one who so this that one in was like in our
parents Lifetime and he picked his name John the 23rd as a tribute to the first
John the 23rd the one during this in like the 1400s but he's the one that did
the stuff like we don't need to have mass always be in Latin like Mass was in Latin until like 1960 well they wanted
that right because that made them seem like you had to go to them for salvation
yeah that's the exact thing that like Yan hus was against and Martin Luther was against 500 years in the past you
know they're like yeah make it accessible to people and then they like you know we'll go crazy with it
anyway antipopes so all that stuff has happening in the Catholic church in the meantime you know this is a a hard time
to like get a lot of information about because it's you know it's 1400 there's not a lot of information during this time it's like the Dark Ages quote
unquote you're not you're not supposed to say that anymore but yeah because it like implies that nothing was happening
and it also implies that like other parts of the world also was weren't great which is not true because there was like there were just like
revolutions and cool things happening in like Asia and like other parts of the world so anyway it's this time and L is
about a century and a half after this so now we have a a a crusade Pope John the
23rd declared a crusade against hites and so now they're heading towards Yan
jishka and his people in like Bohemia Czech Republic area the first big battle
that Yan was a part of is the Battle of grald it was also known as the Battle of tannenburg it was on July 15th
1410 and it was like the beginning of of the Crusades so it began uh it was
between between like Poland and Lithuania on one side and the tonic Knights on the other so the pope had
sent the tonic Knights to do this so they're in order a military order of knights that have been active since the
13th century but really I think until since the like 11th century until now they still exist as like a thing they
had a big the Battle of grald was you know a big battle the tonic Knights had much bigger Cal Calvary they had a lot
more people and they went and invaded and they lost so in Poland and Lithuania
in that area right now it's a symbol it's like a national pride they're like really excited that that they they beat the tonic Knights and Yan jishka was
there he probably you know he wasn't like a leader but he was Pro most likely there so then there's a whole bunch of
other battles that that Yan jishka is involved in he starts to kind of move up and become a leader um he ends up
getting like enough you know plunder and money and all these things he has a castle but he only has one Castle he
doesn't like go crazy with it he's just like really wants to be out there on the field like with the men fighting he's modest you know a modest Castle no
big deal right no big deal on in 1419 there's an early Battle of Hite Wars
it's jishka against he defended the town of suder against like an army and he
used a thing called a wagon Fortress so he like I said like never lost a battle
and one of the things that is because he had a bunch of new military ideas had
never been done before so one of the things is a wagon Fort so in in Czech or
German they call it a wagenberg in German but it's like essentially a fortification made out of the wagons so
he would like like circling your wagons but like very seriously and like chaining them together so that you B
basically made a wall that people weren't able to get past so in front of the wall would be a ditch so people
would like come like running towards the carts and towards the wagons then they would like fall into the ditch and they have like that to deal with and then
behind those the wagons would be more people that you didn't see coming okay so it was like a way yeah so it was a
way to like surprise people they hadn't been done before they also attacked at night which was like very very uncommon I know that's even something that we
hear from like the Revolutionary War is that someone attacked at night and no one ever imagined anyone would do that because it's [ __ ] dark that happened
in Texas that was how Texans got back at Mexico for the Elmo yep just do it at
night and no one will no one ever expects it he also this is also the beginning of like gunpowder weapons so
jishka was one of like the first people to use gun gunpowder like in battle he would put cannons on wagons and like
move them around the battlefield and that had never been done before so it was like the first like mobile artillery essentially it also the checks at this
time called This is just from Wikipedia but they called the handgun a pallia and their anti-infantry field guns Huff
niice which are where we get the words pistol and howt are so they were like the first people to do that pistol yeah
yeah so you would yeah you would like be able to shoot out of the wagenberg and
like out of the wagons in like different ways just like hadn't been done before and that's why they kept winning all of
these different all these different things so in later in the year 1420 there's another battle in the it's
called the rabbi castle and during that c during that battle he loses another
eye Jesus so now he's totally blind and he has someone like just like kind of
help him like maneuver and get around but he still commands the troops and he's still like very active in the
military even though now he's completely blind I mean obviously he's not fighting he's devising strategy but like yeah but
he's like there he's not not there you know the pope isn't there but he's definitely there there was a a he was
during this time like he's also fighting like the T Knights and the pope and then also just like the regular military not
military but like royalty nobility people who want to be in charge so one of them is like a king Sigman that they
go back and forth a lot and getting a lot of like you know a lot of different like battles there's a bunch of battles
on with against King sigismond who was actually the Holy Roman Emperor actually
they defended a fortified position near Prague they you know that was another Victory there and then he fought against
the Crusaders using the wagenberg he fought against them in in Germany in Nei
broad area and he's it's like it's like kind of like battle after Battle of him like even after he's completely blind
like still continuing to win which is why he continues to be like a check hero and in like check history so besides all
of that he ended up you know fighting and being a part of it up until his death he died in 1424 so he would have
been about 60 he actually didn't die of in battle or anything he died of a disease they said that he died of the
plague but now people are rethinking it and we'll never [ __ ] know but said it was kind of more like maybe like a
sepsis like infection also because like everyone had like blistering wounds all the time anyway yeah makes sense Taylor
I missed this part did was he fighting the Catholic churches yes he's fighting point he was
yeah yeah he was fighting the tonic Knights that the pope had sent the Crusade like against them so they were
fighting that and then eventually they were like um fighting with like the notability in the area just for like the
common person just for like the regular person to be able to like you know understand the Bible it's you know he
was very religious like you know do it their own way and then also be able to
you know just like people to like have more freedom than the Catholic church had given them so that was like the main thing and then it was him as like a
leader of the hites who were following yanus from like from the beginning and so he afterwards so they had kind of
right before jishka died they tried to like invade Hungary to like get get more land but like that didn't work they
didn't even really do it they just kind of like went in it wasn't going to work and then went back and then after he
died the same thing happened that always [ __ ] happens when like a big a strong leader leaves is they had a civil war
within themselves within the hites you know so it was internal divisions some people were moderate some people more
radical some people wanted to go back to the Catholic Church others didn't and then so they ended up like negotiating
with the Pope and with the Catholic Church via the compact of Prague which was signed in 1433 so it was kind of
like a half and half and then it continued to like just have battles and and people weren't really in the in it anymore and then So eventually it
totally was by the end of the 15th century so the end of the 1400s it was over and they were just dissolved back
into the Catholic church for you know whatever Pope happened to be around so the revolution lasted like 100 years and
it didn't actually ultimately ultimately achieve its goal D going back to
braveart he also didn't accomplish the goal because Scotland is still part of the
UK I don't know why I'm laughing but yes but if anything it's like it's like Ireland is the one you should be like respecting Ireland is the one North
Ireland is part of England but like the Republic of Ireland the South part that's not like they actually
successfully Su seceded from the Union or whatever the the kingdom which sounds
like that didn't happen here either yeah weird weird how we romanticize that I
know well it's bravery it's whether you win or lose it's still bravery yeah and
it's it's exciting to like you know I mean it's exciting to think about about a night and to think about like all these like you know ancient battles are
fun to think about medieval battles are fun to think about you know you're like Logistics are so crazy like I mean I
guess also to talk about Dan Carlin when he talks about like a medieval battle and like a an ancient battle like it's
miles Longs of wagons of people you know and he's like oh you know this guy brought like 5,000 people I'm like the
[ __ ] do you get 5,000 people to follow you somewhere like you know and like bring your stuff we're walking you know
like I think I could get like at least four people to go to battle with
me I was going to say I wish I could get more than 10 people listen to this
podcast they're not following me across Europe crushing it once we do get more
than 10 people that's when that's when it starts that's when they have to oh why are those people standing in
line oh they're going to going to fight the the Catholic Knights I think we'll
I don't know but yeah it's crazy you're like how okay like 5,000 people we going on a walk you need 10,000
shoes it's too much I when when you start doing Logistics you're like man I'm just going to stay at home exactly
whatever you want to be you want to be Catholic be Catholic who gives a [ __ ] uh who's you guys gonna have to stop and pee because I don't have time to stop
and pee every five seconds for all 5,000 of you dude Taylor our Pope the pope of our childhood he was born in krackow in
Poland yeah poob John Paul II in yeah
and then there was a the the one now is Italian or Brazilian it's something South American
Argentinian Argent yeah Francis who seems kind of cool who
actually like I think is kind of cool it was better than that CH molester they put in place Benedict or was he a Nazi I
I don't remember if he was a CH molester he was a na he was I'm I'm sorry I don't I'm sorry for Bing him by calling him a
pedophile he was just a Nazi uh yeah no the Catholic church is chalk
full of pedos and also those yeah yes yes Benedict man this guy look so scary
Benedict looked really scary John Paul looked like a sweet old man but Benedict actually looked kind of scary I'm on his
profile now Joseph weird thing alas rat singer like the most German dude in the
world like of course he was a he was born in 192 said I don't even blame him
he was a% he wasid born yeah he was a kid born like 20 years before the end of
the World War II like of course he was 18 when World War II ended
so like yeah like he obviously was like I have to protect the Homeland from
everybody I don't know he but but but you know it's one of those things where it's like yeah I get it and also it's
still wrong like don't be a Nazi but I get why
you were but just also it's still wrong yeah if you see someone being a Nazi you should stand up and say hey man don't be
Nazi I have a I have a Biden Harris sticker on my car and I called it a profile ENC courage because I'm going to
drive through this small town with my Biden sticker on my car hey what do you think's gonna happen do you do you think
that Biden's gonna get to the primary because I think that he's gonna get challenged like I mean Bobby Ken junior
is going to challenge him but like man that is tough to see Biden doing like a a debate against like a primary
Challenger like if he actually if we get like a good Democratic candidate up there like it would be tough for Biden I
think I think no I don't think so we don't really do that do no I mean we
don't Republicans do that but Democrats don't really do that I think Bobby kenned is gonna try
well yeah but he's a piece of crap we've talked about that before didn't didn't Taylor didn't he not announce when
somebody went and posted on our Facebook page about Bobby Kennedy he hadn't announced yet had he no hadn't and and then cuz I I I just
talked about I was posting about how he sucks and someone was like he's a great Democrat I'm like no he's not he's a
[ __ ] vaccine denier piece of crap I it's conspiracy theorist dude it's gonna
be interesting because like because that's my take on it too I'm like there's no chance this guy gets
more than 20 feet through the primary without getting just bashed over the
skull with his antiac stuff and then I was like dude I thought the same thing about Trump I literally said the exact
same stuff about Trump but I think it's diff it's just different like I just I
feel like it's well no okay maybe I'm wrong because the thing that Trump does is it validates people's hate and their
stupidity so if you're a Democrat you're looking for someone to validate your stupidity Bobby Kennedy is your guy yeah
you know yeah he's he just like he might hit that he might scratch a very
specific itch and who knows what happens right who knows what the Republicans do which ends
up taking swing voters to one side of the like there's so much to be toed yet but it's um how can you be a [ __ ]
swing voter I don't know I dude God it was like was it Bill Maher who
was like if you are undecided you must have like a brain tumor like there's
remember this there was like 2016 election was like how do you go to the last like two weeks of the election and those are the people who make the who
matter decisions yeah they all decisions it's like the Le think about that tlor
the least informed of all of us Define all of our futures isn't that
crazy yeah and during like during all these things just people like trying to survive you know and then you so you can
be like I don't know I don't I don't care about it doesn't affect me but like it does so that's why you have to care
about it but also just try to live your life I don't know I can see our next
podcast being political should we battle should we just have like a battle it out on like field and everybody gets to wear
armor um I think that's called a civil war really oh it's oh no I think you're
advocating for Civil War I bagged into that one yeah it happens it happens
well oh my God so my my aunt and uncle are traveling through the country right now and just went to Gettysburg and we
have like a great great great great great-grandfather who died there on the bad side he was bad and which is
terrible and like I feel gross about it but um there's like a Tavern that our family used to own and like some gravestones and like plaques be like oh
the family was like like a big family there in that area which is cool it's cool to like know that about them but
then was saying that the bones of the Confederate soldiers were like my great
great great whatever Grandpa's bones would have been in that pile in the 1960s a bunch of like women like raised
money in Virginia to have taken back to Virginia and I'm like those [ __ ] racist [ __ ] in 1960 being like this
is what we're going to spend our money on let's dig up these Confederate soldiers and bring their bones back
south that's why you don't have anything else going on right you have nothing like they should have rais a child into
thinking that they have leukemia like that would have given them life more purpose but like I know there's part of
me like I also buy into the whole we are a product of the time we were born
into and also like there's got to be a cut off like if you think owning people
is good that has to be the cut off point like that there's there's a Rubicon you
can't cross and that's probably the one that's exactly exactly like you're you're you can't be smart and also think
that's okay you can't be both which like again ratzinger this [ __ ] guy like
why again I understand it right you're raised in a time but also so I don't
know maybe the Germans didn't know what what Hitler was doing to the Jews maybe like they thought like oh we're just trying to support our own Nation like I
don't maybe like it was okay being a Nazi back then because you didn't know what they were doing I don't know I
think you knew what you wanted to know you know uh yeah you know like and and in in now and then in all these cases
like you know what you what you need to know to survive and whether that's like okay I need to like [ __ ] yeah I'm going
to finally have permission to be an [ __ ] so I'm going to do it or you're like I'm going to ignore it because I'm
busy with my life and then all of a sudden it's so many bad things have happened and you've you've let them
happen yeah that's a good point I like that like that's that framing on it
thank God we're not gonna be like that Taylor me and you I was just gonna say we're all complicit in the [ __ ] show we're living in right
now but you you have the opposite so I've done nothing wrong to anybody ever
I'm just trying to survive but um but yeah I want to do I want to know more medieval stories I think it's super fun
a medieval battle sounds dope as hell and real scary and scary as [ __ ] to see
those tonic Knights coming at you like all they we like the white robes with like a big like red cross on it you know
or like a big black cross and they're just like coming to kill you they didn't do it Ben Foster the movie I was
thinking about was Alpha Dog remember that one I don't know let me see Justin
Timberlake was in it um Ben Foster played a Jewish Neo-Nazi which was
incredible and Justin Timberlake and his friends
kidnapped Ben Foster's stepbrother and like that's how they all kind of got tied in together because Ben Foster owed
him drug money huh never seen it no there's
definitely a product of its time though I'm watching the trailer no it's a good one it's a good one it's actually a true story like actually legitimately
happened Bruce Willis is in it yeah Bruce Willis is in it Sharon Stone is in it Justin Timberlake there's two really
famous actors who one of them ended up dying oh Anton yelin the guy who died in the thing that was terrible yes his Jeep
crushed him oh what an awful way to die but he was in it he was a kid who ends up getting killed in real life
too that's a it's a good watch it's a really good watch especially when you know it's a true story you're like and like they actually stayed super close to
the source so like it's actually how it went down like they literally were like we now are in too deep and have no idea
how to extricate oursel from this situation we have no choice but to kill this kid like that's actually what ended up happening like they didn't want to
kill him and like we have no we went too far we have no choice [ __ ] crazy yeah
that is crazy that's crazy and I feel we have a lot of morals of the story
today don't be a Nazi and don't be a pope you know what if you can prevent being a if somebody ever ask you to be a
pope or to create a papacy at home don't do it I don't know I feel it's kind of
fun or or or call or do it and call yourself an anti-pop which is like a dope ass thing to call yourself that's
exactly it be like that's a bring the jewels to me instead y'all I'll get you to heaven yeah I'll write you a receipt
and uh yeah 100% IND start your own start your own church then go all the
way why not why not nothing could possibly go wrong you'll be
fine what are you doing the rest of the night um oh my God we're going to watch succession don't tell me have you
watched it don't tell me anything no I I don't watch succession okay today's the last episode today's the last episode
and so I'm very excited SL nervous slash all the things and wait I'm on my phone
I I have to like stop talking to you because I cannot be on my computer for the next hour and a half because I don't want to accidentally see something okay
yeah cuz people on the East Coast have seen it and I just just can't so um but yeah I'm very excited cool was fun I'm
going to go smoke a cigar and play fetch with Luna I had a dream that I bought a pack of maral Reds which is like not
what I would buy if I was buying cigarettes but I was like really excited about it Taylor I don't like to smoke cigarettes but I would definitely if you
come here next time and we like get drunk we will definitely get a pack of cigarettes 100% no I can't because then
I would be a smoker but if we ever are like no but once if you did it like N mm- I know I know it's so fun though
it's so fun I know that's why I dream about it and I know I can't do it but if if ever like the the world's definitely
going to end in 5 years then I'm smoking like immediately I'm going to go buy a 10 case of cigarettes so well D I'm not
wrong right tell like smoking is fun it's the best the [ __ ] it's so fun I love it yeah so when I was in when I was
in Ireland I took this one or um somebody I forgot who it was it might have been John who took a picture of me
and I was in my three-piece suit with my pocket watch and I had my leg up and I was like smoking a cigarette and it
looks so cool it makes you so cool so cool and and and I was just like I can
never use this picture anywhere like I can't use it on social media on
professional social media I can't use it on dating apps like nothing but it's like the coolest picture of me that's ever been I'm gon to text it to you yeah
I'm G say to me no I remember I smok cigarettes for a long time and then when w and I were dating first stting to date
I did and then he was like we would never have found each other on dating apps because you would have said said you smoked and I wouldn't and I would
never have dated someone who smoked and I was like I would have lied what are you talking about yeah 100% would have
lied yeah who who actually is themselves on a dating app I like I never been on one but I'm pretty sure I would have
lied about being a smoker okay Taylor did you get my text message
coming dude look at those boots look at the boots the threepiece dud like it is the
coolest [ __ ] dude I got the beads I got the pocket wash the three piecer like it
it is is it's on point and I can't use it
anywhere such a waste I know I know well I
mean yeah I wish that there was more research into making cigarettes not kill you because I would love to start
start smoking and I mean if this podcast doesn't take off that can be our dead Rich plan is
safe smoking I'm sure they would have done it if they could all those people who smoke Jewel pods whose lungs are
falling apart right now so uh this like I said I think this will kill you like this is so much worse than smoking a
cigarette I can feel it like killing me right now yeah those are what way worse
way worse way worse um okay Taylor I'm gonna go ahead this off wait wait no no
no everybody please like And subscribe and share if you haven't already and if you like hey also question if you don't
know us can you say hi cuz I'm like why would someone who doesn't know us listen to this so please let us know if you
don't if you do not know either of us personally and you've listen to more than one I'd love to know why please
give me an email Doom to fail POD at gmail.com Taylor needs this please I
really need this I'm literally going to go create seven fake email accounts and email you from each one of them you're
going to catfish me be like I'm catfish you we have so many fans um we have to Taylor we have to
we're getting we're getting so many downloads every week like those are not our friends those are not our family
like like nobody has family or friends that are that loyal consistently so it's
working something's happening something's happening but it needs to happen more of because I need to retire
anyways I'm going to go ahead and cut this off thank you thank you Taylor see where's the damn thingy
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