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shower one of
my best friends is having a baby um and I have to while you're talking I have to finish this baby blanket I'm so
close to finishing it but look I haven't seen that for you no it's like it's like a cute little
Rainbow pattern and then I'm just doing those edging on it and um anyway oh I have so much so little left
to do oh my God I have like four inches left to do so how long would that take and I'm ready
I mean this took me like months because it doesn't take you like you know just do it you know in uh in like one sitting
and it's hard to tell but I've had people be like how much did you charge for those and I'm like I don't know a thousand dollars like it's it's like it
takes so much time and then I saw these things on Instagram I was like definitely targeted for these tags that
you can buy to put on stuff that says like this took forever I'm never making you anything again it's really fun which
are funny but um let's try to get a baby blanket in whenever someone has a baby so that's
what I'm working on so if you're having a baby and you need a baby blanket tell Taylor like right when
you know I mean or just don't tell her and then just buy
it just buy it separately buy one at Target but oh it's special so
I'd like to make them for people yep um cool well we'll go ahead and kick it off with the intro welcome to Doom to
fail the podcast recover two stories one true prime one history around things that were doomed to fail not just
relationships but also situations I'm part of this one by Taylor Who's on her way to San Diego shortly there after
this again the most dread setting podcasters in America
I know we saw each other so recently we saw each other
yeah yeah it was a week ago that I was off to Seattle then Taylor went back to Palm Springs and or Joshua Tree I
confused too blue to Palm Springs there you go there you go um Taylor who's up first today
I think it's you I'm up first today okay yeah and then let's cover your drinks
today first have you ever been to Chicago
and have you ever been to a uh have you ever been to a Portillo's
I don't know what that is so it's like a delicious Chicago restaurant where they have like Chicago
hot dogs you know which is like no ketchup a pickle this has the um
poppy seed bun uh they look super good and then it has like these really great french fries and it has like Italian
beefs which is like we always have in Chicago um last time I was out of Portillo's we got out and I went into the car and I
got stung by a bee in the car do you remember that it was like last year at my cousin's wedding at Lindsay's wedding
um are you saying a Portillo or Portillo as in like a proper noun
it's a proper noun Portillo's so it's a it's a restaurant called Portillo's Mr Portillo yeah got it okay
okay anyway Portillo's has a thing that is 850 calories for a small one but it's a
cake shake I was just talking about this at work with people but it's a piece of chocolate cake heavy cream and ice cream and it's a
cake shake and it is uh delicious that's where you're gonna have that's what I'm drinking
hypothetically this looks amazing
yes we actually put a slice of chocolate cake into our Blended milkshake
wow that is awesome yeah I mean like of course it's
not good for you but it looks great this is not an everyday treat this is a once
you know yeah God do you remember all that stuff that they made us that made us read that
we've read about um oh gosh what was that thing where you're like replacing something with another
thing for like product Theory it was like it was like a kale or a
milkshake was the thing what's that called do you remember that we had book ready to read we read when we were the product together for no reason for like
a year oh I never did any of that stuff I didn't watch the movie they made us told us to watch remember that the the
community I didn't do any of that no I didn't either but um I was on
maternity during that kill or milkshake God even they're they're hot dogs
so good they're delicious it's delicious oh well the whole point of this is
um there there is this like whole story about how people were drinking shakes
from McDonald's for breakfast because they needed something to like drink and that's why they invented like Frappuccinos anyway keep going
um we'll we'll get to the bottom of this so my well where's my notes I don't even know where my notes are so okay
I'll go into my section now that we know what Portillo's is um because at first I thought you were
saying a Portillo and I was like is that like the is that like a word that's like kind of like a
bodega is in New York that's that's why it's confused so okay anyways that's fair
um miles is currently very confused about Harry Potter houses because it's a Harry Potter party and he's like what's
Hufflepuff I'm like whoa anyway I saw that picture that was a really cute picture
it's really cute is the product thing okay jobs
no no no I I know job speed done I didn't know yeah now yeah I get where you come from
um okay so my drink is going to be a classic Chianti even though it's 10 o'clock in the morning here in Texas
um why if why would you think I'm gonna drink glass of Chianti why that specific
dream because you know me I don't know anything about wine well I would say
they're talking about Hannibal Lecter because that's why I think about immediately when I think about Chianti
do you remember that part yeah eats delivered with fava beans in a glass of Chianti I even wrote that down
yes that is exactly why I'm talking about Chianti or having kids am I right yes you're absolutely right so here's
what I wrote because I'm covering people that are not dissimilar to the best movie villain of
all time and I'm elector and I referred to I'm gonna eat his liver with some
fava beans and a nice Canty you've totally nailed it
awesome um Okay so I'm covering two
crimes because they're short they're really short I don't know why their social reviews they're so fascinating
and it's like you'd have to pull like international criminal records on one of them to
actually know what all the details were and I'm just not going to do that um but so it I'm gonna say that this is
more like a phenomenon than like an individual True Crime Story and the phenomenon I'll hone in on is
called Consensual homicide you've I'm sure you you get you grasped like concept is right
sure like you're like you can kill me it's cool yes yeah basically that basically that and like there's actually
a humane way of this happening which is like the Dr Kevorkian version of that if
you recall him from the 1990s where he would do it like a dog that was such a big deal
it's like it's like now like it's legal in Oregon like you know you can just go somewhere you can go to Sweden and do it
like it's I forgot how worked up we were about that
I still know how I feel about it is it because I think that if like if
I think that if you're like terminal right like you know obviously someone
that's been in that position and if the if you're like this is just drag it on and it's too painful and I
don't want this anymore then then yeah sure but like if you just have like suicidal
ideations or like have depression I don't know I don't think that you should be allowed to just like kill yourself because I mean that [ __ ] can pass you
know well I mean I think it's better to do it under Medical Care than to do it like at
your house well I know but I'm saying I'd rather than just not be on the table at all
well of course well of course we'd rather not do it but um yeah I don't know I haven't thought about it in a long time so I'm not
prepared to say how I feel about it no there you go so there was a Doctor
Kevorkian version of conceptual homicide and then there's obviously the horrific disgusting
gross version of it which is what I'm going to cover today in in two stories so what is going to be like something
people have already heard before I'm positive if this is the first time you're hearing this story I'll be shocked um the other one I doubt you've
heard it like so I'm going obscure and totally common so
the first one is the story of Armin Muse which you know Taylor come on
it's a German guy yes I'm always laughing because did you ever
watch The IT Crowd I've never watched that oh my God it's so good it's on it's I
think it's on Netflix it's two seasons or three whatever it's fantastic but there's one called moss and the German
like one of the guy's name is moss and he decides to like get um
and it's time to go out and get more social so he goes to take a German cooking class but it's like not a German cooking class and they're like why would
you think anyone would ever go to a German cooking class those are really funny that's a really good promise actually
um it's very funny she reminds me Taylor the Girl I'm dating now she does she she
does what you do like every every day she's like have you ever seen so so I'm
like the answer is always no if the question isn't my first I'm not asking you I'm an artist
because they're going to be like oh I totally was thinking that too Taylor I'm on your your age it's rhetorical for you
I'd do that I know I know better than to be like have you read this we talked about that already so I don't ask you that anymore
the jury stood if I didn't even read so I'm gonna move on that front
um okay so getting back to our old front Armand so Armin lived in worcesterfield
Germany and I looked up was to feel Germany and it looks like the landscape from The Sound of Music and I remember
just like it was so pretty it was so pretty like look at this town here I'll I'll slack into you because like
spelling was to feel this kind of like a nightmare um well I do kind of um speak a little
bit of German so no big deal oh okay yeah I'm sure that's wrong um wait how do you spell it it's
w-u-s-t-e-f-e-l-d [Music]
got it um sure it's beautiful I mean this part of Germany is so freaking pretty
um I have been to the Sound of Music place we went on The Sound of Music Tour in Salzburg Austria but it's the same area this is gorgeous isn't it you know
it got me thinking of like why is it that like like how could you be a
psychopath and live there because it's so I mean I guess it's a medical
condition I mean also all the Germany became psychopaths in some way [ __ ] reforms they don't have a great tracker report
but what I did look up was the was where in the U.S has the highest per
capita rate of serial killers to population ratio Wisconsin
no question uh uh Colorado
Alaska yeah but like arguably it's like the
prettiest state in the Union right like it's like it's like Alaska Pacific Northwest and then you have like the
Northeast area like you know I mean I'm being subjective about it but like it's weird it's like no it's like these
places have these crazy people um so anyways that's where Ormond is from
uh he he had kind of like a weirder Kink than
most people have which was he really wanted to consume oh I should have mentioned he's a software engineer
because of tortillas no offense software Engineers the way you are God made you that way
rarely into software engineer territory you don't need to be social all good we understand so anyway okay I have I have
thoughts than that I'll talk about later but um what year is this this would have been 2001.
okay continue so orange Kink was he really wanted to
like basically consume another human being like this was his Spanish like that was you know
that's what God got his engine going um and he wasn't but he wasn't like he
wasn't like some sort of like a rabid doctor like he was like a Ted Bundy type he wanted somebody to
volunteer to do this had this done to them so there's a distinction between him and like and crazy serial killer and
that he was like trying to do this in the most humane way quote unquote possible so he goes to this now defunct
website called the cannibal Cafe which I looked it up and all you can find is
like still shots of the page and it is so gross looking it is like it is all like flesh colored like backgrounds is
so gross it's disgusting is it wait is it like is it four cannibals or is it like pretending yeah yeah it's well
it's the internet right so it's gonna be both it's gonna be some pretending some legit and apparently this guy was legit
and she won this forum and he put post a website or posts a request looking for
Willing victims to be cannibalized and what he asked for was a well-built 18 to
25 year old man willing to be basically slaughtered so he had a very very
defined narrow seven-year window that he was shooting for and this post was kind of popular and
given the self-selected nature of who's attending and reading in the Campbell Cafe that kind of makes sense I'm ended
up getting a ton of interest in this but realistically they all everyone but one guy was like oh I I was like I thought
we were having fun and now this is turning into like a location meet up and I don't want that so yeah that guy's not
kidding yeah yeah it was it was like oh we're all gonna have a good time right it's all gonna be fun and all of a sudden one guy like just starts like
putting on like you know the the Dexter uniform and you're like oh he's being serious
this guy's covering you with seasoning it was like it was that last podcast
joke with like Jeffrey Dahmer like a cooking show where he like what do you say Henry was like he goes he like sucks
on your pinky and then tries a glass of wine to see what pairs best
yeah um one guy named Bird Jurgen Armando
Brandis which I'm gonna refer to as Armando it's the easiest way to refer to him he was a he was also an engineer and
43 years old so he was definitely not within the category of 18 to 25 but he was interested in what armor was or
Armin was putting out there so he replied to the Post in March of 2001 and
less than a week later he shows up at his house and so this is March 9th the
two basically come to an agreement on what is it that they're doing this is the most dramatic thing ever it's like
horrific nightmarish but it's also on the up and up right like this
it just encouraged me that this is kind of like Auschwitz right like it is it's like there's paperwork for like yes
we're gonna kill this person it is weird
a smidge more consensual than us but yes a smidge more I don't know is it
is this guy yes no one wants me in Auschwitz I know but yeah I know but can can it even be
this guy had to be insane right like it can't be consensual if it's if the person's insane right
it's way more consensual to answer an ad about being eaten than it is to be put on a train with childhoods okay we can't
agree to that we can agree to that okay great there's layers to it but yes I'll
look I'll concede that much to you so all right thank you
on March 9th again I'm getting canceled for this episode first okay guys we
can't get canceled okay you canceled so part of the terms that they agreed to on
March 9th is that everything had to be recorded so that it was clear to anybody who learned later on that Armando was
doing the spelling lame so after all the consent protocols were taken
this is all recorded by the way so there's a camcorder running the entire time because everything had to be like
on the up and up so so like during this time period Armando takes 20 sleeping
pills and he drinks a bottle of Nyquil and then they kind of get started the first thing that they agreed to do was
they agreed that Armin would cut off Armando's penis and they could eat it together
I mean yeah he's not he's not doing great probably let's just
okay see that that's my point before you cancel me at least get to this part of the podcast before you see
this guy was mentally well enough to consent to something like this so they try to eat a rod they couldn't
it was way too chewy so Armin did the rational thing and sauteed it with some
garlic and salt pepper and wine it actually sounds like a pretty good way to prepare it I think right
yeah have you put Garlic on anything in it it taste better see it didn't work out because it kind
of overdid it and he had to feed it to the dogs and they couldn't eat it themselves oh no you only get one chance
of that yeah
because what he really should have done was he should have probably like cut it up a little bit and then made like a
broth out of it yeah meat
right yeah we're going to we're going to enjoy the weeds here so anyways by this point
Armando was not doing well and he was kind of in and out of consciousness Armand drew a bath and sat in in the
bath and he started reading a Star Trek book of all things because again these are Engineers we're talking about and he
would get up every 15 to 20 minutes and go check on Armando in the bathroom eventually it was obvious that Armando
was like just bleeding out like you're just gonna die anyway so um and he also he also took 20 sleeping
pills so ABS him in the neck and then he hangs him his body on meat hooks what's
interesting Taylor is that again all this was recorded but the recording is private like cops don't release the
recording because it's way too disgusting but there were three or four screen grabs
that were actually captured and published online and I found them and
think of the worst scene in terrifier part one and it was basically that
that basically it was actually legitimate within matter of fact that yeah so when I say he was meat hooks is
not the right way to articulate it his legs were hung separately from chains
from the roof and like partition like and he was like split in half like
terrifier dead to that girl yeah you remember this scene yeah okay I think so
so that's what he did and then and there's a few other whatever if you want to look it up looking up but it's pretty
gross so over the next 10 months Armin ate Armando's body having dismembered
and stored it um in his freezer apparently it was somewhere around 44 pounds of meat that he ended up consuming over this time I was thinking
about this I was like it would be kind of fun thinking like I'm the only person who can decide I'm gonna try to a suvi
version today versus like I'm gonna smoke it today you know like he he had the opportunity to be really creative
with it that's the problem with like no good oh
I was gonna say that's the problem with like eating someone on like a boat because you're trapped at Seas you don't
get to cook it that is the problem that is the biggest problem I agree with you yeah
um I cut my video because I realized we're gonna have like it's gonna be like um but one yeah yeah so uh shoot out of
thought here because he ate a camera where I was going with that oh you yeah but you guys cook it let's see yeah no
so one thing that I found interesting was like there's very very little details about Armando like very little
details like this guy apparently nobody liked him or like he
had no family because like nobody went looking for this guy it was really weird like it was just like he just disappeared oh that's true that's a good
question they just saw it up in some guy's basement and stored in his freezer and like nobody gave a [ __ ] nobody
decided to look him up but again like think about like the guy's been like wanting to get eaten by somebody like
he's probably not gonna have like a normal friend group to rely on so
when I fast forward to December of 2002 so we are at eight months
no that's not right it's 20 months after the initial murder
so 20 months later Armin goes back on the cannibal Cafe website in posts and
he's looking for someone to kill a need in this advertisement he basically eludes the fact that he's done it before
so like trust me this is gonna be this can be great you're gonna love it totally I learned from my mistakes yeah
exactly and this one actually creeped enough people out to have them go to the authorities and report this post they
seem like weirdly detailed basically I couldn't find the actual post but like the first one didn't Drew any attention
so the idea was that this one had all the details that would make you freak out police ended up going over to
armin's house to finding Armando in the videotape recording his murder in dismemberment
Armin was diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder
um but he was deemed well enough to stand trial so on January 30th 2004 he
was initially convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to eight and a half years of prison time because it's kind of manslaughter like the guy
was recorded saying yep I'll do it I want to do it I'm Lucid I'm not tied up
I'm not you know so you're still not allowed to do that
I guess like yeah you're you probably shouldn't be allowed to do that and I guess you're not allowed to do that so
the courts realize this as well later on because the prosecution appealed this conviction and the sentence and we're
like this is crazy this guy we have a video of him sawing someone in half like like this is yeah he should not be
getting out in less than a decade and so an appellate court decided that this is
true this is accurate that maybe this was a um basically it all turned on whether it
was consensual and that was the result was that you can't consent to something
like that because like my earlier Point you're probably not mentally well if you're consenting to it so like
you shouldn't be allowed to essentially and so it was overturned he was
convicted in this time of murder not manslaughter and he was sentenced to life imprisonment what's interesting Germany's like so chill about stuff like
he gets like furloughs he gets to like go out on the town he gets to wear disguise they just like go out on the
town during the days and like hang out it's so weird like I have a mustache on and be like
hello you smell this today I know oh God yeah it's like that that
your pretty face is going to Hell episode with a cannibal Wade like has like someone's arm just like in his back pocket and he's just walking around with
it bleeding everywhere but um but that's that's the first story
that's the first story is armamus and his whole tale there this one the next one wait do you have any thoughts on
that Taylor no I mean I I'm torn on the consent thing because I'm like I don't know he
wanted to do it but also like what what's the alternative to like who was going to find
um help him no one he didn't have a family
nobody cared nobody cared how did they find him they found him because Armin posted
again about getting a new victim oh because he posted it again but no one ever said like I missed this
guy no I mean complete strangers were like yeah let's go find this guy um yeah not great it's not great for
Armin no not great well Armando so the next story happened in 1986 it is a story of Sharon lopatka
have you heard of this one I don't know I don't think so okay
this one it's actually really similar it's like
so I'll just do I'll do like a bit of the highlights because again it comes back to like the conceptual part of this so Sharon was born in Baltimore Maryland
in 1961 so by the time that this ends up happening she's 75 years old which is like as far as I understand kind of like
an inflection point with some women who have kids and stuff like things are either going greater than not and she
was uh she was married she had several kids she started her own business she was like a Serial entrepreneur she'd
start businesses they would do well they would flourish then it would go broke and then she would go under uh she
started a type of business which was kind of like the V1 of only fans in like
1995-ish and this was also form driven so this was
websites I'm not gonna name because they're it just I don't want my my parents from
the other room I don't want them to hear me say these words but but they're they're like they're finished websites
essentially and she would go post on these websites pictures of herself nude or pictures of like sell her used
underwear and like it is literally only fans from like 1995
this is interesting because this case later on will be the very first time email evidence was used to at a trial at
a criminal trial so that's cool how early we're talking about here so anyways yeah she started
doing this in 1905 again she's married she has kids at this point but she's like going through whatever she's going through it whatever is happening in her
life she ends up talking to a guy named Robert Frederick Glass on in one of these forums and
they start kind of developing an internet relationship no offense but Robert was also an
engineer a software engineer um and it's just dude come on you know
what's funny Taylor I just saw that you sent me that picture of Stonewall Jackson and talked about how like he was
like a sexy vampire look and I was like thinking about that whatever
um um no I was um I read a book it says I'm sorry but to digress this called
brotopia about like Silicon Valley and how like men are you know whatever
they're doing there but there's like a one of the first software Engineers that was his personality and so everybody
else felt uncomfortable being around him so then those people just like swarmed to it there's nothing like about their like cognitive ability that makes like
weird you know anti-social dudes Engineers it's just that they are the ones that felt comfortable in those
classes because they all were weird you know on each other
so it was it was it wasn't
so there was actually a lot more social hierarchy involved in the decision making than you would assume basically
yes and it's not like they're not like built for that they just happen to everyone else is doing it looks just
like them how do you explain the two stories I'm going to cover have to do with Engineers
eating people because they became Engineers because they were weird got it doesn't make you
weird got it okay the latter I agree with
so yes we're on the same page so go imagine Robert okay so he's an
engineer he's in North Carolina and he is also on these internet forums and just like super into like
death and dying and eating people and fetishes and all that stuff him and Sharon start kind
of developing this relationship and they eventually decided they want to meet up in person so on October of 1996 Sharon
travels to North Carolina to meet Robert she left a note with her husband she was
the craziest [ __ ] ever she left a note saying um I'm leaving
I don't want you to investigate what I've been up to like legit that's how
she argument like she was basically I'm about to do something crazy and I don't want you to look into what I'm about to
do leave it alone and her husband immediately reported to the police and so the police start digging into her
Communications on the internet with this guy Robert and they find six weeks of communications with each other that are
basically articulating that they want to meet up so that he can kill her and eat her body basically that was the entire
substance of the communications so and this is the crazy part too is like whenever they met up
wherever she flew into they had Robert had to pick her up and drive her 80 miles what was that drive like like
how's it going like what are you talking about what is what is the small talk like when you're
like you see each other because like how good could the pictures have been anyways really you probably see each other for
the first time it's like really the first time you're getting a good look at each other and you have 80 miles to think about what you're about to do
so they hung out they basically they had a
sexual relationship together for a couple of days and then eventually they decided that Robert was gonna strangle
Sharon to death which he does he kills her and then he dismembers her body and buries her in his backyard it is kind of
up in the air whether or not he ate portable or not DVD we don't totally know that but he was arrested for the
Raptor because again the police the husband reported this immediately to the cops and the cops were digging through
her emails and found all those Communications but back then there was no real concept of Ip tracing there
weren't like the concept of issues right is the esps to understand where the IPS originally all this is like brand new so
this was not like yes the husband immediately reported but this took a long time to get to the bottom of like who is this guy and so finally the
police get to the bottom of it they find who it is they go to go to his house he's arrested he's ultimately convicted
this is incredible he's convicted again to eight and a half years for
murdering this membrane probably eating and throwing the corpse of one into his
backyard he's free right now he was released in 2006 but that's fine
well I think it's [ __ ] up if he didn't eat her isn't that what she is that what she wanted or no that is what she wanted
yeah got it so hold on so that's the part that's [ __ ] up not the fact that he's
out and running about right now he killed someone in his trailer he spent 80 miles on a car with her several days
hanging out and talking getting to know each other and then he should feel better than just like picking someone off the street
it doesn't work yeah yeah so you keep pigeonholeing me with these hypotheticals yes you're right it is I'm
putting hypotheticals into it the important questions that's right you're at you I don't think
it's I don't think anyone's having the best time yeah I don't think anybody's having the best time either yeah it it is
interesting we're sharing the gradual toll of like she was doing like normal entrepreneurial stuff like I'm a
motivational speaker and I'm this man and then all of a sudden it's like do you want to buy my used underwear it's like it's like a weird like that's a
story of the internet yeah eventually we will only be interested in
buying each other's undergarments that is true yes exactly exactly selling feet
picks that's it yeah so that was one of the ones I didn't say was like that was one of the sites that she was active on
oh sure I'm sure yeah of course of course so yeah that was my story conceptual homicide there's actually a
pretty long list so these one of the grosser ones was this guy in Japan who was he's now considered a serial killer
but at the time it was conceptual homicide where he told people he was going to kill them using carbon monoxide poisoning so it
would be like a painless death and then when they showed up at his place he'd like throw a bag over their face and like strangle them to death so it was
yeah that takes away the consensual part okay yeah exactly exactly so anyways
Armin like at least he like he wrote everything down he was weirdly German about it he was so
German about it yeah the Americans got a lot better than
he did the American actually served only eight and a half years so Kudos it sounds like everyone was just
like grossed out and scared and Afraid of the internet yeah they should have been it sounds like
um it's true I guess the doomeda-filled part of this is like if a software engineer tells you that he has a
cannibalism fantasy take him seriously he's weird enough to do it that's true definitely call the police
don't go just don't go ever go to his apartment no no no no no no no yes
um bring a bottle of luminol when you go to his apartment just in case hey what's luminol
the thing that you spray and then it makes wherever blood used to be glow in a black light
why did you know that very very popular thing like let me not
popular but like in like the 90s you did all the time on like 2020 you know they would like go to a room where someone
had been murdered and you can't see any blood but you spray luminol and then turn on a black light and it's like bloody handprints on the walls and like
blood on the ceiling so you can like see what people have done okay all right well there you go lesson learned
um so that's my story today Taylor um hopefully people uh learn something
new about the internet it's gross that's gross but yeah I'm sure people
are still doing it like right now yeah yeah I wanted to like tour I'm sure if you like got tore you could probably
go to some equivalent of the cannibal Cafe and find someone to eat there
yeah world hunger actually if we could just like start eating each other
that happens in like every single apocalyptic thing but that sounds like that's where we're headed anyway it
would also probably just be good for the environment right because you wouldn't well then all
them people would be on farms to eat that would happen quite quickly who do you think would end up on the
farms to eat Americans would they look more like me
or more like you you think more like you do someone just told me they think that I
would taste really gamey like stringy and gaming
I hope I never ever find it out but if I am Sovereign to death on a boat with you I will eat you Raw
oh god well there we go so this is the you've heard you're
Taylor's confessions here um sweet that was my story I had a girl like you yeah you should draw me
awesome thank you farz um super um super gross per huge it was super fun
um yeah I have a little bit of listener mail Kiara um our friend sent a suggestion I think
it's more for you but do you ever see the um or hear about action park or is that documentary about it yeah yeah it
did that that I did see that that could be a fun one to to talk
about later because it's so crazy yeah yeah cool um yeah and everyone follow us at
Doom defelpod everywhere that you listen to podcasts oh also I was on Tick Tock and there's this new
trend on Tick Tock about how men always think about the Roman Empire so I'm trying to get into it by posting about a
Roman Empire stories I'll let you know more yeah I saw that I saw you republished a bunch more old ones
yeah nice sweet well we'll go ahead and cut this
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we'll go ahead and cut this off and rejoin you on Wednesday
yep thanks Taylor foreign